Speaking of...
last Thursday, at the local bingo hall, where me and the misses attend, a young lass entered the veterans hall wearing a pair of ripped jeans. Of course, this drew the attention of the older veteran bingo hall workers. Shocked by the reaction, the poor girl said " I paid $70.00 for those jeans." She returned later, "all similes". I said to one of the older veteran workers, "that girl with the torn pants must be a trainee at the Sheriff Department bomb-disposal unit."