Girl on top, SLIP... Penis CRUSH! Has it ever happened to you?

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I have always found that the various positions that would get a guy (me) into trouble (as mentioned in the opener) aren't very accommodating to me and "mine" in the first place !
You see, I don't really have any curves, chicanes, nor Peyronies Syndrome within the holy body of my member, so ....just a straight one. :o

The worst injury that I had sustained by a chick during sex was from leg hair stubble spiking my legs. I could only take so much until I went limp... at that point I had to speak up !
 
Definitely happened before, though, like someone said earlier, it's tried to go in through the back door most of the time. One time it bent the other way and was crushed between my lower abdomen and her crotch. That really sucked. :(
 
Hasn't happened, and won't happen. My dick is too strong. I've actually tried bending it and to no avail. Steve Austin actually gave the stunner to my dick and only got the 2 count.
 
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