Girl needed to measure my penis!

[PlasmaTwa2]

My nutsack weighs 21 stones?

You should probably go to the doctor. Seriously. That's not right.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You should probably go to the doctor. Seriously. That's not right.

It just needs a good squeezing.

Perhaps I should post something on craigslist?

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about how big someone's nutsack should be. We've tried having our girlfriends tell us our furry ball containers are just right, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his ball container and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his family jewel safe, and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at and weigh both of our hairy treasure sacks (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is as anticipated. We can't pay much. $50.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

It just needs a good squeezing.

Perhaps I should post something on craigslist?

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about how big someone's nutsack should be. We've tried having our girlfriends tell us our furry ball containers are just right, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his ball container and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his family jewel safe, and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at and weigh both of our hairy treasure sacks (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is as anticipated. We can't pay much. $50.

No reason to lie on Craigslist and say you have a girlfriend and/or a friend. I'll still answer.

 

[sporty_carr]

I'm going to the mall tomorrow. I'll ask around. :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

No reason to lie on Craigslist and say you have a girlfriend and/or a friend. I'll still answer.

Come squeeze me, big boy.

:lovecoupl

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

It just needs a good squeezing.

Perhaps I should post something on craigslist?

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about how big someone's nutsack should be. We've tried having our girlfriends tell us our furry ball containers are just right, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his ball container and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his family jewel safe, and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at and weigh both of our hairy treasure sacks (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is as anticipated. We can't pay much. $50.

:1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I think you two should just watch a Shane Diesel video either together or separate and realize it doesn't matter how big your penises are when there is a penis of that nature in the world. Be glad you both have girlfriends (girlfriends, mind you, willing to measure your penises to compare between one another! And still not believing it.) despite you and him having this innocuous, though seemingly distrustful while steamy, love towards one another.

PM me about where to send me my $50. Also, considering this is rather therapeutic, I will send you a bill for my service.

Thank you. Come again.

 

[gunslingingbird]

It just needs a good squeezing.

Perhaps I should post something on craigslist?

A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about how big someone's nutsack should be. We've tried having our girlfriends tell us our furry ball containers are just right, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his ball container and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his family jewel safe, and he doesn't was his looking at mine.

So... We just need a girl to look at and weigh both of our hairy treasure sacks (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is as anticipated. We can't pay much. $50.

I found a picture of you and your golf buddies. :eek: