Gift ideas for the Freeones shop..

[tunsty]

- A taste of Petra's boob sweat

It's a little known fact, that I'm the sole person allowed to sponge-off the aforementioned sweat from Petra's body.






Oh, and congrats to me on 7000 posts..

I never thought that post #7000 would be about sponging sweat from a person's body, but there you go :helpme:

 

[thebear247]

how about a freeones triva game .

 

[d_jologs]

how about a Petra fleshlight?

 

[PrimeGuy]

FreeOnes desktop hula girl doll. The kind that swings and hulas...like you see in the movies.

I second this.

 

[200K]

The mouse pads would be cheap to have made and easy to ship...
Car windshield shades with the freeones logo would be great also!

 

[Artimus]

Mr FreeOnes should follow Richard Branson's example and put the logo on EVERYTHING!

FreeOnes Cola anyone?

It took a year but to see one of my suggestions brought to life is awesome!

You should check out some of the other stuff they've added to the shop.

(I let the flag go but this I gotta have a freebie of. Do you hear me Powers-That_Be?)

 

[pay day]

how about a Petra fleshlight?

Did you say Fleshlight? I'm on it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pay day]

by the way who is Petra? a porn star?

 

[pay day]

I am going along with this one.

Make that sweatshirt a hoody and you have at least one person who will buy that asap :wave:

An example:

I want that red hoody;I'm SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Petra]

Keep an eye out...some new stuff will be added soon. ;-)

And no, it's not a Petra fleshlight. ;-P

 

[Nasophilia]

Cold weather will be here before you know it. I'd take the red FreeOnes hoody.

 

[pay day]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 3546984, member: 114093"]Keep an eye out...some new stuff will be added soon. ;-)

And no, it's not a Petra fleshlight. ;-P

Hahahahahhahahh that's funny but I'm happy with the stuff that they got now:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 3546984, member: 114093"]Keep an eye out...some new stuff will be added soon. ;-)

And no, it's not a Petra fleshlight. ;-P

I think you broke a lot of guys hearts with this post :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

I think you broke a lot of guys hearts with this post :1orglaugh

Hey, I'm just happy that the idea didn't get as far as a 'Roald' Fleshlight...

know what I'm sayin' :eek:

 

[maildude]

Hey, I'm just happy that the idea didn't get as far as a 'Roald' Fleshlight...

know what I'm sayin' :eek:

They already test-marketed it in New Haven.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 3546984, member: 114093"]And no, it's not a Petra fleshlight. ;-P

That's ok. There isn't a synthetically made, rubber based, lifelike material on earth that could do you justice anyway. :lovecoupl

 

[tunsty]

How about life-sized cardboard cut-outs of pornstars?

I could stand a few around the house and the neighbours would think that I'm having a party for anorexic models

 

[d_jologs]

a Freeones laptop bag

 

[Jason z]

Holy shit, has anybody seen the new items in the shop! damn. so nice! great job! A freeones energy drink how much better can you get than that. It can get much more bad ass than that!

 

[shaotaim]

there used to be a freeones baseball shirt, but it´s gone.
i hope the shirt will be back in stock!