How about one of those electric shaving cream warmer things?
Or a bottle of Hai Karate cologne or aftershave.
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Why not get youself a bottle? Just look what it can do for you.
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This will be my first ******'s day as a ******. My wife bought me a new laminate trimmer (as per my request cause my old one died) and a shop vac just because she felt spendy. I was planning to spend my day cleaning out my workshop which is filthy, but with the amount of work I had piled on me today I think I'll be adding to the mess more likely.
I have no idea what to get my ***. In years past if we got him a bottle of Jack or a book he'd be good to go, but he's almost stopped drinking altogether, and he doesn't read quite as much either. I'm thinking of getting him tickets to see George Carlin.