Gift Ideas for ******'s Day

Get him a really, really fast car! Or a big ass truck, or a jet plane, or...you get the picture!

I hope when I have **** they grow up to be rich and famous so I can have lots of nice ****!
 
As my folks anniversary is coming up as well.I'm going to get them
a week away somewhere.So they can have plenty of fun :thefinger
 
I think most **** would like a large glass of leave him the fuck alone. The guy works all week, let him watch sports, eat, drink, fart and sleep.
 
This will be my first ******'s day as a ******. My wife bought me a new laminate trimmer (as per my request cause my old one died) and a shop vac just because she felt spendy. I was planning to spend my day cleaning out my workshop which is filthy, but with the amount of work I had piled on me today I think I'll be adding to the mess more likely.
 
I bought my *** a football
 
I have no idea what to get my ***. In years past if we got him a bottle of Jack or a book he'd be good to go, but he's almost stopped drinking altogether, and he doesn't read quite as much either. I'm thinking of getting him tickets to see George Carlin.
 
I'm thinking of getting him tickets to see George Carlin.

want to get me tickets to see george carlin, he is fuckin hilarious (BTW... he must be super duper old by now)
 
Radio Shack gift voucher.

I didnt think radio shack was around anymore, where I am, all the radio shacks are owned by circuit city and are called "the source by circuit city''
 
want to get me tickets to see george carlin, he is fuckin hilarious (BTW... he must be super duper old by now)

I don't know... Would I get a reach-around? :1orglaugh :thefinger
 
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