getting depressed i am not banging HOT babes.

[Legzman]

why the fuck was this thread drug up from the dead?

 

[AFA]

Zombies. I didn't realize!

 

[Torre82]

Heh.. that's true,too. After waking up next to a hottie.. the reason why they spend an hour in the makeup-chamber becomes all too obvious. There are exceptions, sure.. like the other day when me and Tilly were out for a picnic and we had public sex.. I mean it was in the middle of a small wooded area along county road 7, so there was a low chance of being seen, but she just LOVED it.. and then we conked out after mind blowing orgasms and she just looked so adorable when we awoke. We chatted for a half hour before returning to my million dollar bungalow for a round of strip solitaire. I won, btw.

HOLY FUCK I USED TO GET LAID CONSTANTLY?!

AFA, where'd we stash that time machine? I need it.

 

[mrtrebus]

Hot babes are overated, ugly birds put more effort in & really work for it! They are so grateful they'll do anything!!

 

[Friday on my mind]

Zombies. I didn't realize!

Been a while since we had any good Zombies around.Maybe he should look for a hot Zombie babe.

http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/3/10/2/fireball/f_EvilBarbiem_db0e354.jpg

 

[DOA82]

never ever crossed my mind. if you still have the same problem I can help you out with one of my leftover girlfriends let me know bud

Look what the troll dragged up...

 

[Torre82]

Look what the troll dragged up...

At least this troll registered before the topic was born.

Join Date: Sep 2006

Last post, 12/06

Not saying much, but.. that counts for like, a shred of hope. lol

Hope that this zombie will DIIIIIEEE!

 

[nylo]

I have tried to improve my looks, game & attitude. I have been to nite clubs & internet dating & gotton only lucky 2x in the last few years & they were just above average looking... but i cant get hot babes. Wackin off to porno is getting old. Sometimes i think i should just go to a high end prostitute & spend the $300 to nail a hot, skinny 22 year old babe w/ fake tits. But maybe i will like it so much that i will just rely on hookers for the rest of my life?...I am getting older & i dont think i will ever be rich enough to nail chicks that resemble the babes i have seen in porn movies & mags for so long. Its actually getting depressing. Any of u guys dream about bangin hot chicks & sort of know in the back of your mind it will never happen?

I've had days like that

 

[prof_porn]

The thread opener is being inconsiderate to those who may be in the middle of a (becoming) long 'drought' period.

Average is fine, hell 2.5+/5 and lets play ball.

 

[Will E Worm]

liquor works.

So, does going to a bar or club and watching for the weakest member of the heard.




Not that I do those things. They are just suggestions. :hatsoff: