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nastyfalcon

Fuck'en Bitches and Leav'en Stitches
I was in a marriage for about 7 years. I've paroled and I am now a free man :rolleyes: Anywho.... I was wondering, do woman prefer men that are shaved don in funland? And if so, no hair at all? Or none on balls? What is the consensus now days?
 
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Paint it white, dye your pubes bright orange, then stick one of those bright red clown noses on your bellend. Drives the chicks wild...
 
No input what so ever? Or is it that the majority of the members are still pre-pubescent punks who haven't actually been in the presence of and actual naked woman?
 
I'm telling you... go with the clown look. Coulrophilia! It's a thing, and you should capitalize on that **** because chicks dig clowns. Also, remember to bring a handful of glitter. When they're going down on you sprinkle it on their heads. It makes it a magical experience for everyone...

Seriously: It really does seem to vary by generation. Some of the younger women seem to prefer less hair, some of the older women seem to prefer more... but even that's just apparent averages. It's a matter of preference, and varies woman-to-woman. There's no right answer. Probably best to go trimmed and adjust as necessary...
 
The last woman (mid-20s) I posed this question to, having shaved my Joy Division especially for her, said that she liked it because there was no chance of unwanted tickling of catching a stray hair in her throat, although admitted she wouldn't particularly have been "uggggh, hair" if I hadn't.
 
I used to think that shaving it all was the way to go - and it was hyped not too long ago as being the best - and I certainly liked it but it seems like a lot of women now find it "creepy" or "weird" based on what I've been reading on OKCupid and various dating sites.
 
Shaved is nice, but trimmed is ok too. So long as there's not 3 inch long hairs down there, you're good to go. I like it to be at least short since I tend to spend a decent amount of time around the balls, getting loose stray hairs in my mouth is never fun. So if you trim or shave, try to make sure you rinse and dry off really well afterward to brush it all away.
 
It seems to me that if your single it should be shaved/trimmed.

If you take up certain habits to attract a woman when you're single, then ditch them after you aren't, you're probably destined to be single again.

/:2 cents:
 
Yeah. If "your" (you're) single and you've got as far as dropping your boxers in front of a lady, you've done enough right already.
 
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