Gettin' Caught!

What are your stories about "gettin' caught" having sex? The most embarassing, the freakiest, hottest, wildest, most messed up, etc...


I'll go first. It was the summer after my junior year in college and I was over at my girls house for a nooner. Her ****** came home. I was poundin' my girl hard doggy and she was a screamer so we didn't hear her *** come home. It just happned that when she opened the door her ******** was in the middle of a hard orgasm and couldn't stop. She was trying to yell at her *** to close the door, her *** (who didn't like her ******** with a blackman as it was ) was screamin' all sorts of **** at us. This set me off and made me shoot my load into my girlfriend bareback as she continued to cum.

Was a classic mix of embarassment, hot erotic sex...the whole thing. Been "caught" a few times but that was by far the most memorable.

Never came over for dinner after that...
 
Ha ha ha that must have been a classic!!! Great for a Mastercard ad. Shame you don't have it on video or you could have been a millionaire by now:rofl:
 
When I was in college my girlfriend caught me banging a sexy blonde bimbo over at the blonde's apartment. Luckily for me, the two of them got in a serious catfight and I managed to grab my clothes and get the fuck out before I got caught in the crossfire.

Ahhhh....those were the days.

:glugglug:
 
i went out around town one friday night with my girlfriend now ex then on the way home went down this back allay
i was banging her ass :nannerf1: this man came out of this door a shouted shut the fuck up i`am trying to get some ***** :mad: he saw eveything :eek:
 
Big Black Dick said:
What are your stories about "gettin' caught" having sex? The most embarassing, the freakiest, hottest, wildest, most messed up, etc...


I'll go first. It was the summer after my junior year in college and I was over at my girls house for a nooner. Her ****** came home. I was poundin' my girl hard doggy and she was a screamer so we didn't hear her *** come home. It just happned that when she opened the door her ******** was in the middle of a hard orgasm and couldn't stop. She was trying to yell at her *** to close the door, her *** (who didn't like her ******** with a blackman as it was ) was screamin' all sorts of **** at us. This set me off and made me shoot my load into my girlfriend bareback as she continued to cum.

Was a classic mix of embarassment, hot erotic sex...the whole thing. Been "caught" a few times but that was by far the most memorable.

Never came over for dinner after that...

That's hilarious!!!!!:rofl:
Bareback huh? *** startled you and made blow your load in her ********.:bowdown:
BTW - how does *** like her mixed grandbaby anyways?:D
 
Big Black Dick said:
What are your stories about "gettin' caught" having sex? The most embarassing, the freakiest, hottest, wildest, most messed up, etc...


I'll go first. It was the summer after my junior year in college and I was over at my girls house for a nooner. Her ****** came home. I was poundin' my girl hard doggy and she was a screamer so we didn't hear her *** come home. It just happned that when she opened the door her ******** was in the middle of a hard orgasm and couldn't stop. She was trying to yell at her *** to close the door, her *** (who didn't like her ******** with a blackman as it was ) was screamin' all sorts of **** at us. This set me off and made me shoot my load into my girlfriend bareback as she continued to cum.

Was a classic mix of embarassment, hot erotic sex...the whole thing. Been "caught" a few times but that was by far the most memorable.

Never came over for dinner after that...

You would think if she was screamin' that loud, her ****** wouldn't have walked through the door...:rofl:
 
HoboJoe said:
one time my grandma walked in on me getting head from my dog.
Ewww! I thought I was wierd! My *** walked in on me once when I was a *** and had just discovered the wonders of masturbation and the combined pleasure of a vacumcleaner :1orglaugh

Btw Big Black Dick's story totally made my day, nice story, I wish I was there to see it :D

This is so awesome! She comes in and yell like crazy at you and what do you do? You shoot your load into her girlfriends bareback AND she continued to cum. Pure poetry, you are my hero! :bowdown:
 
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Glad you all liked it. It was something else, although my old girl friend and her ****** may see it different.

Yeah, some women are there to see their grandchild being born....this poor old hag got to be there when her grandchild was concieved.
 
I was with my girlfriend for about two weeks and we both got ***** at a party, and we went to my house...at the time it was my parents house.....and we were goin at it for quite awhile and she was shy about getting on top...eventually she gave it a try and seemed to be enjoying....all of a sudden my *** opens the door turns on the light and stands there. The expresion on her face was priceless because she was in so much shock that there was literally no expression in her face. She quickly turned the light off and said " I was just checking to see if you were home" and I replied, "I'm Home!" She closed the door and I couldn't stop laughing. That was the first time my *** had met my girlfriend.
 
well I was fuckin the **** outta the ex in her garage when her ****** walked in to tell her she had a phone call. Keep in mind her ****** was hot as **** and I had a hard on for her ****** for the longest time! She walked in and I dunno how but I swear my dick got even harder! Sadly she ran out of the garage embarassed but I just finished what I was doing alot sooner and came like hell that day!
 
not quite caught but closer then i knew. one night a long time ago i was at my girlfriends house and her *** was ****** and her *** went out the front door to have a smoke so we went into the kitchen she was sucking pretty good and i was getting ready to cum when the front door opened i started spraying cum and my girl got up real quick and i turned and opened the fridge door and acted like i was looking for a ***** her *** was in there when i was still cumming she talked for a min as i stood there with the door open. then she finally left to go to bed when i shut the door my shirt had the biggest glob of cum on it had i not been standing behind that door her *** would've gotten to see my cum.
 
When i was in University i shared a room with my mate, i came home early from a party with my g/f to do the dirty with her lol, we were going at it as you do and we were about half way through when through the door came my mate, his g/f and one of her friends, i was soo pissed at him cause he knew i was going back to the room, he left immediately and went back to his g/f's room. The next day however my anger turned to guilt as i realised that he was about to have a threesome with his girlfriend and her friend (girl) MFF lol.
 
Well, I will try to tell this in english... wich can prove to be really hard.

Some years ago (not so many) I was with a girl who was married (and now is no more) and we were at the shower after having some old-style really hard sex... when her husband entered the bathroom, the guy didn´t say a thing, so I asked him "who the hell are you?".

He looked at me and told me "I´m her husband, who are YOU?"... not knowing what to say then I looked over at the girl and started screaming like mad "ARE YOU MARRIED?!!!"

I was able to take my clothes and get out of there like a rat before things started to get messy.

Well, this is not my story, it´s a friend´s... but, if I started it with the old "A friend of mine..." thing no one would ever believe me.
 
well i have been heard a few times by my parents. My *** simply says that "i am glad you had a good time ***"

lol, they never would interrupt me. As they respect my 'space' lol ie my room
 
I was in a nightclub once and this woman, i'd say she was mid-30's or so, a good-looking blonde started coming up to me on the dancefloor. I'm picky when it comes to women so usually if i don't really like what i see i turn away and sometimes even move/walk away. I know it's rude and whatever but it's just the way I am. Anyway, usually most women get the picture but this one kept following me and grabbing me and trying to dance. Eventually all the guys i went out with just started preventing me from getting away from her so i just gave in and started dancing with her. After a few minutes we scored (as in kissed) and eventually she led me over to one of the booths. She opened my pants completley and started giving me a handjob, then she climbed in underneath the table and gave me a blow job. Of course, one bouncer inside noticed her under the table and came over to see if there was a problem. As he got closer he realised what was going on. He grabbed her by the arm from under the table and pulled her out, then another bouncer came and grabbed me and dragged me out of the booth. After all the pushing and dragging from the bouncer my pants ended up around my knees and as i emerged from the table they dropped to my ankles. The bouncer never let me pull up my pants he just walked me straight out of the club. Everyone in the club saw me being escorted out with my pants around my ankles and i was on a half boner! Once i was put outside i met up with the girl again and we went around the corner to another street where she finished me off.
 
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