Ok, this is kinda reverse of the theme here but good.
I was in college, it was a rare Saturday night that I was so hung over I didn't go out drinking but just kinda laid on the couch all night watching movies. Well, I guess I "fell asleep" on the couch, or at least that's what my roommate and the neighbor chick thought when they rolled in after obviously drinking themselves into a horny stupor.
"Let's go in the bedroom, I don't want to wake him up" she says. "Ah, he's fucking passed out, he's like that at least 4 nights a week. He ain't wakin' up". That seemed good enough for her. We had the couches in an "L" shape. I'm on one, acting totally passed out but sneaking glances out of one eye. He gets her pants off and convinces her to blow him. My head is at the end of the one couch that meets with the other so with her blowing him, her ass is up in the air and no further than three feet from my nose and my now wide open eyes. I could smell the sex welling up in her pussy. It was all I could do not to stroke it but I was too deviously enjoying the show to risk them finding out and stopping. As a man now in my thirties I now realize I should have stood up and plunged it in her right then and there but if I'd known then what I know now..........
Anyhow, they get to banging, drunk and sloppy and mercifully my roommate's 20 year old hormones took over pretty quick and it didn't last too long. So, laying there as quiet as a mouse I reached into the pack of Marlboro's and dug one out and waited for them to finish.
As soon as they did and were basking in the post coital glow, I deftly but very noticably extended my hand out to them and offered them a nice post-fuck smoke.
To say the least, they had a mixed reaction of shock, humor, and just a touch of embarrassment to finding out I'd seen the whole thing. "Lynn, your ass looks great" I think was the clincher. Ah youth........:thumbsup:
I was in college, it was a rare Saturday night that I was so hung over I didn't go out drinking but just kinda laid on the couch all night watching movies. Well, I guess I "fell asleep" on the couch, or at least that's what my roommate and the neighbor chick thought when they rolled in after obviously drinking themselves into a horny stupor.
"Let's go in the bedroom, I don't want to wake him up" she says. "Ah, he's fucking passed out, he's like that at least 4 nights a week. He ain't wakin' up". That seemed good enough for her. We had the couches in an "L" shape. I'm on one, acting totally passed out but sneaking glances out of one eye. He gets her pants off and convinces her to blow him. My head is at the end of the one couch that meets with the other so with her blowing him, her ass is up in the air and no further than three feet from my nose and my now wide open eyes. I could smell the sex welling up in her pussy. It was all I could do not to stroke it but I was too deviously enjoying the show to risk them finding out and stopping. As a man now in my thirties I now realize I should have stood up and plunged it in her right then and there but if I'd known then what I know now..........
Anyhow, they get to banging, drunk and sloppy and mercifully my roommate's 20 year old hormones took over pretty quick and it didn't last too long. So, laying there as quiet as a mouse I reached into the pack of Marlboro's and dug one out and waited for them to finish.
As soon as they did and were basking in the post coital glow, I deftly but very noticably extended my hand out to them and offered them a nice post-fuck smoke.
To say the least, they had a mixed reaction of shock, humor, and just a touch of embarrassment to finding out I'd seen the whole thing. "Lynn, your ass looks great" I think was the clincher. Ah youth........:thumbsup:
) and I pulled a female coworker into a janitors closet before the cleaning crew was scheduled to come in @ 7 pm to get my dick sucked. Well as she was licking my balls I heard a key turning on the door and the next thing I heard was the girl who was blowing me say...or hum "uh oh!" Well it was an older cleaning lady who didnt speak any english turn the light on and say in broken englsh.... "Oh, soddy! I come bok!"
