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a: i havent been a member for long, but i agree this is the best contest ive been apart since.

q: do you have a name for you car?
 

Petra

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2.) In order to be eligable to win you MUST have at least 5 posts in your post count in total!! Not 5 posts in this thread!!
 
A: Depends on her hair color and skin.

Q: Did your girlfriend ever climax just walking in her tight jeans torn in the right places?
 
A: What kind of question is that? ...the one that welcomes a dick in the ass!

Q: Could Jesus Christ microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?

H'd have to eat it in hell!

H'd have to eat it in hell!

And,consequently, does god hear Sandra's prayers,or anyoe's, or are you just talking to yourself again?
 
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A: I think that God can see anything, consequently god hear Sandra's prayers.

Q: Does god enjoy Sandra's Shine web?
 
A: It isn't money that makes the world go round, it's people with money who go around the world
Q: Who derives more pleasure from sex? Male or Female
 
A: a woman is capable of getting a lot more pleasure out of sex; however, since a man can orgasm sooner, he can keep her from ever achieving that pleasure :(

Q: Whats the longest you've gone without sex or masturbation of any kind?
 
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