Get Ready for Trick-or-Treat!!!

[senob44]

Well, in some parts of the world, it is nearing that time of year again! Time for Halloween and countless trick-or-treaters greedily filling up their bags and baskets at your door!

It's hard to figure out what **** like nowadays, so I figured I would offer to my Freeones brethren some suggestions that have worked for me.

First of all, candy is the old standby. **** love Haribo gummi bears (or their generic equivalent):


Of course there are many other interesting varieties of candy out there!


If you're caught without candy (eek!), just give the **** a squeeze or two of anything else around the house that is available in a fruity flavor!


Sometimes, I find you can add a personal touch with a book!


Last, but certainly not least, **** LOVE balloons! And who wouldn't! I was caught short last year, so had to make do with what I had around the house....they still had a blast, those lil' darlings!!!


Happy Halloween to all adults and kiddies alike!!!!

 

[Will E Worm]

I'm ready. I'm coming to your house. I expect lots of candy.

King sized candy bars, and so on.

 

[Facetious]

Nice portfolio there, Senob !

I love The Hungarian manufacture, Haribo bears as well ! Yummy Goodness !

Butterfingers, Tootsie Rolls - (Chocolate ONLY)
Do they still make those gross banana and strawberry tootsie rolls ?
I don't think so. They'd better not !

I was always happy to receive anything, so long as it doesn't have mint or a soft maraschino cherry in the center, Senob . . does that sound about right ?

Do you anticipate that you'll get a fair amount of door traffic this year in your new locale ?
Have you queried the neighbors about it ? Are you chilly yet ? lol !

In any event . . . nice gallery - o - goodies . . minus the A.E.

 

[ChefChiTown]

This is your Jack-o-Lantern, isn't it Senob?

 

[BlueBalls]

I have a better idea, ignore the door bell.


But if you were a *** like me You Might get your house egged. :dunno:

 

[Boobinator]

i havent done the halloween routine, i was too old when it came to where i live.
but during easter we did a similar thing, although there wasnt any trick into it, just a lot of treats.

there was this one area though that had a bad reputation of being a place where mean people live. in the first apartment a stoned guy (though i didnt understand that at the time) opened and gave us some raisins. in the second door a ***** guy opened and gave us some smelly, warm coins. in the third door there was an old lady who didn't understand who the hell we were and why half of us looked like bunnies, i think she died later that afternoon from a heart ******. finally, in the fourth and last door we ever tried in that house a lady opens and hands us what appears to be candy. but after her door closed we all grabbed one of those delicious looking candies. they didn't taste anything, until someone bit theirs and cracked it open, only to find it was soap. those small little fuckers that i think are supposed to be for when you take a bath and that really look like candy: seashells, hearts and stuff like that.
so all we got from that shitty building was raisins, sweaty money and soap. those were the days.

 

[villiageidiot]

How bout some Spermies! Um Um Good!:thumbsup:

 

[Becks...poamr]

How bout some Spermies! Um Um Good!:thumbsup:

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, I want some!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh, I want some!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that's good, because I'm sending you a ziploc bag full of...umm..."them" for Halloween.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Well that's good, because I'm sending you a ziploc bag full of...umm..."them" for Halloween.

Woo hoo!!!!!!!!! :nanner:

 

[bigbadbrody]

i live in an apartment for a reason, which is that i will get no ****, because i **** ****, and i especially **** giving away free stuff

 

[maildude]

I almost ripped my ball sack laughing at that kiddie alcoholism book. :1orglaugh

 

[calpoon]

John McCain says giving **** candy will only ensure that they go on welfare when they grow up. Palin says that they are all going to hell anyway for celebrating an evil satanic ritual.

 

[senob44]

Nice portfolio there, Senob !

I love The Hungarian manufacture, Haribo bears as well ! Yummy Goodness !

Butterfingers, Tootsie Rolls - (Chocolate ONLY)
Do they still make those gross banana and strawberry tootsie rolls ?
I don't think so. They'd better not !

Thanks, my friend! The only flavored tootsie rolls that I liked other than chocolate were the vanilla ones. I thought those were good, but the others, I agree not so good.

I was always happy to receive anything, so long as it doesn't have mint or a soft maraschino cherry in the center, Senob . . does that sound about right?

Exactly!!! You've got me pegged there! I hated stuff with cherries in the middle! Make it either solid chocolate or caramel.

Do you anticipate that you'll get a fair amount of door traffic this year in your new locale ?
Have you queried the neighbors about it ? Are you chilly yet ? lol !

Well, we are actually in a big apartment now (which is pretty much the same overall size our house in NJ was!) so I doubt we will get any trick or treaters. As for the weather up here, it was getting cold and some locales had their first frost, but for this weekend it was unseasonably warm with highs actually nearing 80!!! But aside from that, the cold has been more prevalent than this time of year in New Jersey.

This is your Jack-o-Lantern, isn't it Senob?

Yes! That is a product of my own creation known as the Ass-o-Lantern! The bravest of the neighborhood kiddies can insert their finger in the middle and dig deep into my own homemade fudge (hopefully pulling it out with a good finger's worth!)!!!

By the way, I loved your story Boobinator!!! Had me rolling! :rofl2:

 

[tartanterrier]

I think it's started already...Two Jerhovah's witnesses came round my door :eek:

 

[ChefChiTown]

I almost ripped my ball sack laughing at that kiddie alcoholism book. :1orglaugh

You almost ripped...your...ball sack...while laughing? Just what in the hell do you do when you laugh that could cause tearing to occur in your nut skin? :dunno:

I bet it's hard for you to watch a funny movie, huh? Always being scared of ruining your junk from all the giggles...that muuuust suuuuuck.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm ready. I'm coming to your house. I expect lots of candy.

King sized candy bars, and so on.

I wouldn't tell senob that you want a "king size" anything unless you're ready to bust out the Astroglide. :eek:

Butterfingers, Tootsie Rolls - (Chocolate ONLY)
Do they still make those gross banana and strawberry tootsie rolls ?
I don't think so. They'd better not !

Oh, they have those and many, many more nasty little flavors of Tootsie Rolls. They have a green flavor that I'm not sure what flavor it's supposed to be, but it tastes somewhere between chalk and toilet bowl freshener. ukey:

John McCain says giving **** candy will only ensure that they go on welfare when they grow up. Palin says that they are all going to hell anyway for celebrating an evil satanic ritual.

And Barack Obama says that the only reason to hand out free candy is if airplanes have been flown into buildings. :ak47:

Yes! That is a product of my own creation known as the Ass-o-Lantern! The bravest of the neighborhood kiddies can insert their finger in the middle and dig deep into my own homemade fudge (hopefully pulling it out with a good finger's worth!)!!!

Is the afforementioned fudge nutty? Or will I find corn in it? :shocked:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oh, they have those and many, many more nasty little flavors of Tootsie Rolls. They have a green flavor that I'm not sure what flavor it's supposed to be, but it tastes somewhere between chalk and toilet bowl freshener. ukey:

The fact that you know what toilet bowl freshener tastes like is...well...quite disturbing, to be completely honest. But, uh...could yoooooou, maybe describe it to me? Like, was it minty? Or, was it soapy tasting? :dunno: I imagine that it tastes like moldy toothpaste, but I've never tried it.

 

[Will E Worm]

I wouldn't tell senob that you want a "king size" anything unless you're ready to bust out the Astroglide. :eek:

:tongue:

I stated King Sized Candy Bars.

MMMMM flylicker

 

[calpoon]

And Barack Obama says that the only reason to hand out free candy is if airplanes have been flown into buildings. :ak47

what? naw, the appropriate rhetoric is supposed to be "Barack Obama will take all of our candy and give it to the third world." Or "Halloween is his favorite holiday. He loves dressing up in costume and pretending that he's not a muslim/terrorist/ etc."