>>> Get a Sneak Peek into the New FreeOnes
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Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
This hasn't been programmed for the new site yet. Reporting is going to come with comments and once we have the reporting tool built out for that we can apply the same logic to everything else like links. I'm not 100% sure if we'll get the reporting tool done in the next 2 weeks but I'm pretty sure it'll be there before the end of November.
We're focusing 100% of our time and energy on the new site. Once that's up, running and we've shut down the old site then we'll think about what we'll do with the board.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Cool. I'll report the link using the current old, boring setup.
Probably best, especially if you want credits for it. We'll have the credit system in place before we turn off the old site but it's one of the last things that will be dealt with.
Browsing through the Babes section, no filters, using the "Next" button under the babes and once I hit page 6 the button was pushed to the right and once I hit page 7 it's no longer visible.
Viewed using Edge on a 1920 x 1080 screen.
Apologies for the big assed post, was rushed and didn't have time to resize the images as I normally would have.
Viewed using Edge on a 1920 x 1080 screen.
Apologies for the big assed post, was rushed and didn't have time to resize the images as I normally would have.
FreeOnes
Administrator
Thanks for letting us know. The good news is that this problem is already taking care of and should be solved next Monday.
Feel free to post more bugs and ideas.
O_O are you aware of how much work is needed to cater to every phone ecosystem?!
And then tone it up or down for phone performance?!
And then... think of how many apps you use right now that are still absolute garbage!
If FB, google or apple cant get their shit straight, how dost thou expect anyone else to compete?
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Maybe in the future, however, we can only make an app for android. There's no way we could get a freeones app into the apple app store.
The only good thing about it is that the font size hasn't increased (yet). Other than that, you can thoroughly destroy whoever it is who brainwashed you to make this change. I hate it with absolute universe-destroying violence. Another fucking rancid amputation mutated mess of a mobile-infected site that breaks fundamentally and thoroughly when javascript is not allowed. I can view the current site with NoScript enabled and all the essential things work. Do the same on this new abomination and I can see ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING but some mangled pieces of page elements and some text links in the footer which are indeed surprisingly not EXPLOSIVELY large on the screen. Not a SINGLE image gets displayed, because it's now apparently ESSENTIAL to have javascript to even display simple thumbnail images and the main content elements obviously do not work for the same reason. No, the plain html <img> tag doesn't just exist at all, no no no. And it never has, that's what all these ebola engorged mobile asskissers want you to think. Javascript and all kinds of "active content", "responsive design" and "infinite scrolling" for everything. Get fucked sideways with an oil tanker, everyone responsible for this and all those who whine and bitch for this degenerate practice in web design. Freeones has certainly been thoroughly overrun with incest fetish retards and other forms of shit for a long time now as we've seen on the forum, so why woudn't you start to eat the diarrhea of the lowest common denominator now in terms of site design as well, huh? Of course you do and of course you already did, as can be seen right now.
You might be asking me "what is it that you want out of the new site design then", as if what I have to say would have any fucking significance on anything. The answer to that is NOTHING. NOTHING needs to change in the current site layout. But you are obviously irredeemably asskissing to the mobile crowd with this new shit, anyone saying anything different will get stonewalled into oblivion, violently ignored as irrelevant bitching and whining. So don't even dare think that I will waste time in trying to explain piece by piece in detail to you what exactly is wrong with your defective new design, because all the fundamental parts of that design are indeed defective when it comes to designing to a non-mobile proper desktop computer user. If you absolutely NEED javascript to display something as simple as images... fuck you infinitely hard with a throng of rusty chainsaw-wielding murderers hopped up on PCP. That's indeed one of the worst parts of defective design in the current internet, as well as any kinds of pageless infinite scrolling that I think will be used in the future if you're not using it already, along with all the rest of the worst practices that you clone wholesale from the rancid mobile assholes littering the internet now.
Violent fuck you to anyone asking for mobile apps as well. The current site layout displays as it should, even on a tablet (10" screen) with a current browser. Tablets don't need to be separately catered to either. "Smartphones" and their small screens are to be relegated to their single-use hell where they should have remained from day 1 or have sites specifically designed with small screens in mind, safely separated from the main full site. That used to be the case (e.g. the m.* domains). Are we designing sites for rapezombies now? Their needs are to be doubly obeyed and anyone else using a proper computer with large screens are to be doubly rape-penetrated by the fucking mobile zombies now, huh? Because that's what it is: not only do you seem to get to destroy reasonable webdesign for browsers, then you additionally forcefuck the corpse by saying that we're not even going to USE the site with that destroyed and abused design, NOW we want A DEDICATED MOTHERFUCKING APP that needs to be mollycoddled and updated SEPARATELY from the main site design for every fucking possible shitphone type and OS version as it changes? You have indeed lost your minds most thoroughly, fundamentally and completely if you do that.
There is no curse or insult foul or violent enough in any language to express my actual hatred for what's about to happen with the site. Nothing I say will make any kind of difference. I'm outnumbered by mobile zombies to the order of ten million at least. In before anyone starts to bitch, whine or shit themselves or post comments to the effect of "uuuuhhh, all that bitching, isn't it funny how you bitch and whine, I'm gonna cum on all that, there isn't anything wrong with mobile devices or anything related to mobile shit". Those who understand my hatred of this mobile design and the mobile market in general, you know why I hate this so much.
You might be asking me "what is it that you want out of the new site design then", as if what I have to say would have any fucking significance on anything. The answer to that is NOTHING. NOTHING needs to change in the current site layout. But you are obviously irredeemably asskissing to the mobile crowd with this new shit, anyone saying anything different will get stonewalled into oblivion, violently ignored as irrelevant bitching and whining. So don't even dare think that I will waste time in trying to explain piece by piece in detail to you what exactly is wrong with your defective new design, because all the fundamental parts of that design are indeed defective when it comes to designing to a non-mobile proper desktop computer user. If you absolutely NEED javascript to display something as simple as images... fuck you infinitely hard with a throng of rusty chainsaw-wielding murderers hopped up on PCP. That's indeed one of the worst parts of defective design in the current internet, as well as any kinds of pageless infinite scrolling that I think will be used in the future if you're not using it already, along with all the rest of the worst practices that you clone wholesale from the rancid mobile assholes littering the internet now.
Violent fuck you to anyone asking for mobile apps as well. The current site layout displays as it should, even on a tablet (10" screen) with a current browser. Tablets don't need to be separately catered to either. "Smartphones" and their small screens are to be relegated to their single-use hell where they should have remained from day 1 or have sites specifically designed with small screens in mind, safely separated from the main full site. That used to be the case (e.g. the m.* domains). Are we designing sites for rapezombies now? Their needs are to be doubly obeyed and anyone else using a proper computer with large screens are to be doubly rape-penetrated by the fucking mobile zombies now, huh? Because that's what it is: not only do you seem to get to destroy reasonable webdesign for browsers, then you additionally forcefuck the corpse by saying that we're not even going to USE the site with that destroyed and abused design, NOW we want A DEDICATED MOTHERFUCKING APP that needs to be mollycoddled and updated SEPARATELY from the main site design for every fucking possible shitphone type and OS version as it changes? You have indeed lost your minds most thoroughly, fundamentally and completely if you do that.
There is no curse or insult foul or violent enough in any language to express my actual hatred for what's about to happen with the site. Nothing I say will make any kind of difference. I'm outnumbered by mobile zombies to the order of ten million at least. In before anyone starts to bitch, whine or shit themselves or post comments to the effect of "uuuuhhh, all that bitching, isn't it funny how you bitch and whine, I'm gonna cum on all that, there isn't anything wrong with mobile devices or anything related to mobile shit". Those who understand my hatred of this mobile design and the mobile market in general, you know why I hate this so much.
L.Black: I like this guy. Foul language and angry.
Adding my 2 cents, again: Clean code. Fast rendering. Less is more, more is.. those infinite-loading pages at the HUGE, BLOATED sites like Tumblr, CNN and Fox news... forever loading 2 dozen advertisements, 2 videos and multiple reply-apps across 3 dozen domains.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Impressive rant. Feeling better?
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I should comment that like with the current site, we have no plans on using outside banner services like the big news sites, etc. I'm a big fan of using my own banner server, that I control and that is native to the site. This means I can keep the banners from dragging down the site. It also means I know what we're serving on our site and can make sure nothing sketchy gets served.
How's the top 100 babes list going to look? We totally can't lose that, right?
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I don't know, its not designed yet.
Right now we're working on the ranking (i.e. the top 100) services, so that's all the internal functionality we need to make it work. It's a pretty big job. In parallel we're also working on the rating (i.e. the 5 stars). However, this also extends to photo sets and videos so it's a pretty big job in itself.
We also are almost finished with the graphs that will go on the babe's profiles showing her historic ranking (currently only goes back 1 year, we have to work on a solution to show historic data).
Once we get all of the functionality out of the way, then we can decide how to actually display it.
Vicky Vette
Official Checked Star Member
Wheres the Freeones Top 20??
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
It'll be there in the near future. Like I said in the post above yours, we're still working on the ranking/rating functionality. Once that's done then we'll be able to start adding things like the top 20 list, the top 100 page, ratings/rankings to babe pages.
We fully realize how important it is to everyone. ;-)
Pssst, I've seen her naked. She has an army of naked people, in fact.
