German man 'marries' his dying cat

[mrtrebus]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8658327.stm

 

[BlueBalls]

Awww, now isn't that sweet... :crying:


He's not fucking it, right?

 

[sualcalay]

Some people just get way too attached to animals.

 

[rock hard]

Behold the power of pussy!!!!

 

[StanScratch]

Well, at least he won't be going his entire life without any pussy.

 

[tartanterrier]

I wonder if he used tongues when he went to kiss the bride :eek:

 

[pornophile]

He is putting the pussy on a pedestal, too bad its going to be put in a coffin soon. A tiny cat coffin.

 

[D-rock]

He is putting the pussy on a pedestal, too bad its going to be put in a coffin soon. A tiny cat coffin.

If they didn't try to conserve water and made toilets bigger people could flush them when they died just like goldfish, but alas...

 

[on]

this is strange story

 

[Smallville417]

Some people just get way too attached to animals.

Agreed. I love animals, but people who do stuff like this, dress them up and other such stuff have some issues.

 

[L3ggy]

You can marry your pets?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hmm.... that is odd. Wonder what the will consists of.

 

[mrtrebus]

You can marry your pets?

L3ggy's day just got a whole lot better! :thefinger

 

[L3ggy]

You're damn right(for once I'm agreeing with you)

 

[rock hard]

You're damn right(for once I'm agreeing with you)

Why do I have a feeling that this happening is a sign of the apocalypse? :eek:

 

[Ulysses31]

That's stupid how do we even know the cat consented? He should've just married the actress and had the cat officiate the wedding, that's much more plausible

 

[jod0565]

I, Uwe , take you Cecilia, to be my lawfully wedded cat, to have and to scratch from this day forward, for cat nip or for furr balls, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to pet and to declaw; from this day forward until death do you part. Meow.

 

[PirateKing]

:crying: That's the most romantic story I've ever heard.

 

[Petra]

Well......at least he didn't fall in love with the Berlin Wall or his picnic table.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

At least the cat was female.