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George Carlin passes away

Facetious

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May he rest in peace. He was a genius and will be missed.

I couldn't agree more ! He was a genius ! This is quite saddening.
George Carlin had that unique ability to move his audience unlike any other. He could make you happy one minute, sad the next, then pissed off, then back to lyao :laugh: again.

Here's one of my personal favorites from George Carlin. Tell me that you don't see some of your life in this writ !
The Paradox of Our Time
by George Carlin


The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge,but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years.

We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less real communication. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships.

These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.

These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight.... ....or to just hit delete.

George Carlin


RIP You Character :bowdown: :hatsoff:
 
R.I.P. A True Comic Genius

George Carlin dies of heart failure at the age of 71 on June 22.

If we may now mourn the passing of a generational inspiraton and philosophiser.

R.I.P. George, you will be missed.
 
Ya this shocked me, just seemed so sudden. And apparently it wasn't too long ago. Well, we have the memories. RIP
 
This is very sad to me. George Carlin was one of my heroes.

To me, like a lot of people, he wasn't just a great comedian, he was also a great philosopher and social critic. His writings were very instrumental in shaping my political and world views.

RIP George.
 
Holy Shit! What a shame he is one of my all time favourite stand up comedians.


At least he can finally find out if their is a big invisable man in the sky, or not.
 
I heard the news on my way to work tonight. I almost swerved into the other lane when I heard it.

George was one of my heroes. I learned a lot about humanity by listening to his routines. I have noticed that many things that I do, think, and say are things that I've gathered from George Carlin. He was a great influence on me not because he was a funny comedian, but because he always stated those things that nobody else dared to mention. He always said things as they were, and he never tried to sugar coat anything.

The timing sucks all the more because I was planning on taking my dad to see him exactly one month from the date of his death. Now I'll never get to see him. He performed at a few of the places where I work, but for one reason or another I never got to work one of his shows. It'll be another one of those goals that I'll never be able to accomplish.
 

slowhand

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I seen this on my news this morning very sad news. :(


R.I.P George Carlin.
 
A brilliant man who will be truly missed in this world....

Not only funny but gifted and intellectual... A quote from George....

"There's an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body," he said. "It's reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have."
 

member006

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George was one of my heroes. I learned a lot about humanity by listening to his routines. I have noticed that many things that I do, think, and say are things that I've gathered from George Carlin. He was a great influence on me not because he was a funny comedian, but because he always stated those things that nobody else dared to mention. He always said things as they were, and he never tried to sugar coat anything.



R.I.P. Oh great philosopher. :( I was one of his biggest fans.

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sputnikgirl

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I'd like to think he's having a lively discussion w/ Kurt Vonnegut and Hunter S. Thompson right now. R.I.P.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
In tribute to his enduring genius.....a few Carlin tidbits.....RIP George.....you will be very sorely missed by your many, many fans.....

1. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

2. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

3. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

4. When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

5. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

7. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

8. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

9. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

10. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

12. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

13. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

14. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

15. I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

16. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

17. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

18. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

19. I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

20. Electricity is really just organized lightning.

21. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

22. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

23. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

24. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

25. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

26. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

27. I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

28. Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

29. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

30. There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

31. At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

32. As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

33. The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

34. Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

35. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

36. I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

37. The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

38. Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

39. This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
 
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