Gene Simmons Sex Tape

[maildude]

Damn! I thought it was going to be Shannon Tweed!!!

 

[member006]

Ewwwwww, he is..............just ewwww

Not so much his looks either, like with The Don its his attitude. Not enough money in this world to be with a no personality.

 

[Patrick_S]

omg, wont this guy just go away already! he's hideous and his music sucks.

You seriously need to take a listen to "Dressed To Kill". Kiss haven´t made anything worth listening to since 1982 but their first four, five albums contains some great rock n´ roll.

 

[calpoon]

I, perhaps cynically, believe that the whole thing is an orchestrated publicity stunt. I have no faith that this is a real stolen video or that the subjects did not know they were being recorded or that any of what is being presented is remotely as real as WWF.

the video is still live on the Gene’s Secret site, which one would assume would be the first target for a C&D...(the site) feature(s) a lawyer letter which purports to be trying to stop the distribution of the content, while simultaneously giving the content authenticity. Of course, this is the internet, so Gawker promptly posted the C&D on their tech industry blog Valleywag under the heading “Gene Simmons lawyer confirms sex tape’s authenticity“. While this may prove that the man in the video is in fact the tongue-wielder from KISS, it doesn’t prove that the whole thing is not a hoax.
The Gene’s Secret site features the following copy:

“This isn’t Shannon, this isn’t the same Family Jewels that you can catch on late-night cable. This is Gene giving you his best on screen performance yet! Find out all the benefits of being the spokesperson for a the latest energy drink, Frank’s Energy. Although it looks like Gene would rather gulp done one of Frank’s Energy Girls! . . . What is Gene’s Secret? Actually, it’s a WHO, and she is a hot little Austrian babe, named Elsa. She is a model, and one of the Frank’s Engery Drink Girls, a brand which Gene endorses (apparently to fuel his sex drive.) Elsa and Gene party like rockstars, and we have it all here, EXCLUSIVELY on GenesSecret.com.”

Now, I’ve never heard of this energy drink before, but I’m guessing a lot of people, who never heard of it before, have now heard of it. Most of the copy on the membership site tour is about how Gene has a reality show called Family Jewels and he uses this beverage. Celebrity sex tape site tours usually have a lot more text about how you just have to see this video and you should sign up now now NOW! This tour seems less interested in making sales and more interested in telling everyone about projects Gene Simmons gets paid on. Gene Simmons keeps his shirt on during the video and most people prefer to get naked for sex or at least don’t pay attention to the clothing they have on, but a video of an older guy having sex is less embarrassing if he is wearing a smoothly adjusted T-shirt for the whole thing. A publication called AVN, which is primarily about mainstream Valley porn video, puts on an award show for pornstars every January. Last year, Gene Simmons was a presenter at the AVN awards show and AVN was apparently the first to break the news about the Gene’s Secret celebrity sex tape. Coincidence or evidence of the occult? You be the judge.

From Amelia G's article viral marketing killed the rock and roll star

 

[FAH-Q]

Hollywood portrays that they can, but it's bullshit. If you are not very good looking, rich, powerful or incredibly confident then you have almost no chance of dating a sane, gorgeous woman. Especially if she knows she is gorgeous.

keep telling yourself that. the more guys who think that, the better off i am. :thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Why would anyone want to see that?

 

[Sicario]

I remember my father called him "the ugliest son of a bitch on tv".

And what would your father consider Flavor Flav? The most handsome? I rather watch Gene over Flavor Flav any day.

 

[wigster]

Who's gene simmons???

 

[L3ggy]

his music sucks.

His music is great.

 

[Sicario]

Who's gene simmons???

He is from the rock group Kiss. I was a part of the Kiss army...when I was 11 years old with a Kiss lunch box and everything. Some of his music is bad ass, the rest is alright. For a Jewish guy, you have to marvel his business acumen.

 

[PigVomit]

It's amazing that he and Paul have made a career in music and they both know about to chords... It goes to show you that theatrics outweighs talent because these guys SUCK!

 

[maildude]

Forget the sex tape. You Might think GS was out of Shannon Tweed's league, but maybe she liked him for his intelligence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkRZO5fIqoM

 

[mrtrebus]

Who's gene simmons???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Simmons
Good luck to the old gal I say!
The best of Britsh to ya madam!

 

[Jack Davenport]

KISS were a good band from 1974-1980

They got lucky and put out maybe 5 good tunes during the no-makeup phase. The only album I bought of theirs since 1980 was Psycho Circus when all of the original members reunited. Gene has ruined the KISS name by diminishing the name and marketing everything KISS. Ace Frehley said he would kick the shit out of Gene if he ever has the chance. I was always a Frehley fan and never liked the band when he wasn't in the group. I met Paul Stanley once and he is a very nice guy. Gene is a control freak IMO.

 

[Jack Davenport]

That video (yes I watched it) made me think of the KISS tune "Goin' Blind" and the line "I'm 93.... you're 16" lol

 

[Captaingault]

Is there a Shannon Tweed sex tape, that's i'll see