squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
u know, the upcs don't set off the sensors.
Geek Tattoos...
- Thread starter ChefChiTown
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u know, the upcs don't set off the sensors.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
What a terrible tattoo. It has inspired me though, to go and buy a new table saw at Sears and then get the receipt tattooed on my bicep.
"Hey CCT, what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, nothing. Just the receipt for my Craftsman cast-aluminum 10" table saw with laser accuracy adjusters."
"...really?"
No, but maybe somebody could have it tattooed on their head to make the illusion that is happening.
Smittmaestro
Center of the fothermucking universe
Or he's a prisoner on planet Fiorina "Fury" 161 from Alien 3.
Or he's read William Gibson.
-cs™
Meh.
That is all.
That is all.
So, I guess that means the I shouldn't get the Becks tattoo on my back I was planning.
So, I guess that means the I shouldn't get the Becks tattoo on my back I was planning.
Oh, THAT you can do.
I have nothing against tattoos in general, it's just that specific ones don't always capture my interest.
If/when I get my tattoo(s), I'll post pics.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
ah, alien 3, not the best one of the bunch but gimme at the real alien movies u got. alien rep!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm thinking of getting Cloud's generic Buster Sword from FFVII tattooed on my entire penis. Since I'm hung like a malnourished kitten, it will obviously have to be like 1/100 scale.
Maybe I could tattoo my testicles into some materia. Maybe one could be "Time" (to enhance my endurance) and the other one could be "Chocobo" because...well, I want to attract chocobos and have sex with them with my Buster Sword penis.
Maybe I could tattoo my testicles into some materia. Maybe one could be "Time" (to enhance my endurance) and the other one could be "Chocobo" because...well, I want to attract chocobos and have sex with them with my Buster Sword penis.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
whats generic about the buster sword? ima get it someday too actually. on my right arm i think since aeris is on my left. shes like 10 inches or so. have u played ff7 crisis core??
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
No, I haven't played it. Just the regular old FFVII. Which, I've been looking for...but I can't find it. And, I live in a STUDIO apartment so how many places could it really be?
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
No, I haven't played it. Just the regular old FFVII. Which, I've been looking for...but I can't find it. And, I live in a STUDIO apartment so how many places could it really be?
me girl and i just replayed it. its my favourite game of all time hands down. play it then play ff7 crisis core. it focuses on zack and his story. it also talks a ton about that buster sword. highly recommended!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Zack? Was he the "other" person injected with Jenova cells? I haven't played that game in years.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
man, play the game! trust me, it'll be so awesome. i shouldnt say more, i dont want to ruin it. :tongue:
Yeah, I like that one, too.