You are nothing but a fraudulent plantosexual! FRAUD!!!! FAKE!!!!
Do you not see the dry patches? Do you not see the brown, dried up patches!?
You fucking fake! I should report you to the plantosexual committee! PLAAD: Plant Lovers Alliance Against Defamation!
When striped (in other words: abusive, mean, intolerant); be PLAAD!
You striped bastard!!!