Gauge

Dude, Gauge is like 4'11" tall. It's very difficult for someone that small to keep up a thin appearance.

I have no problem with her gut, I just don't like her teeth. When she opens that mouth of hers and shows her teeth, urg.
 
Are you guys on CRACK?! She has "filled out" a TINY bit, and now she has a "gut?!?!" WHA WHA WHA WHA WHAT?!?!?!

I hope you are more merciful with your wives or girlfriends... Poor Gauge... I was never a huge fan, but now I feel a need to defend her! She is STILL HOT AS HELL...

DAMN. Show a little respect, you online-porn-surfing critics...how many of YOU (or your wives or girlfriends) weigh 105 pounds???? And NO, I was not talking about your left leg...

ROFLMAO
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DAMN. Show a little respect, you online-porn-surfing critics...how many of YOU (or your wives or girlfriends) weigh 105 pounds???? And NO, I was not talking about your left leg...

ROFLMAO

Err, dunno WHY in the hell I'd want to weigh 105 pounds, but alrighty then. BTW, weighing 105 isn't really an accomplishment when you're 4'11".

id still hit that

Me too, I'd just make her keep her mouth closed.
 
Just stick your dick in her mouth. That will keep her from smiling.
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You people are just to damn funny. :fight:

I just saw her last weekend in a Jules Jordan flick dressed as a school girl take on two dudes in police uniforms. It was the best thing on the tape.

:love-smi:

:****:

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LMAO "...the best thing on tape." All I have to say is "Get a DVD player, my *******." Welcome to the new millenium!!! LOL

Poor Gauge...if she read this, she would be upset. She is hot as hell. And how DARE you guys sit around casting stones like this? She's HOT! :bowdown: :nanner: :hatsoff:
 
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my last girlfriend was 5' 1'' 96 pounds and she wasnt too skinny i think it depends on the body makeup whether or not you apear skinny or fat like wieght from muscle instead of fat, anyhoo gauge doesnt look that good to me anymore she got a fucked up tan like she covers her face kinda ghostly that and that set has shitty lighting
 
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LMAO "...the best thing on tape." All I have to say is "Get a DVD player, my *******." Welcome to the new millenium!!! LOL

My *******, I have a DVD player. It's a friend of mine who is stuck in the '90's, well the '70's I should say.:tongue:

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I think guage is gorgeous, although she always looks kind of sad in her movies to me, like she doesn't totally enjoy what she does.
 
Yeah...like nearly ANY of us guys would reject THIS Gauge!!! She is just SOOO chubby now...NOT!!! Good Lord. No WONDER women have insecurities with their body images; most men are merciless in their scrutiny of women's bodies!!

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And Bootywatcher, I hope you're friend gets a DVD player soon.... "Easter Eggs" are wonderful on DVDs! :nanner:
 
And Bootywatcher, I hope you're friend gets a DVD player soon.... "Easter Eggs" are wonderful on DVDs! :nanner:

Forgive my ignorance but what do you mean by..."Easter Eggs".:hatsoff:

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"Easter eggs" are "hidden" bonus scenes and clips you often would have NO idea were on the DVD, and are usually found by pressing odd combinations of buttons on the DVD menu screen from your remote control... Cool stuff!! Just do a Google search on them... They're basically like cheat codes for videogames...
 
COOL. I'll have to try it next time. Thanks for the tip.

I bow down in respect of your wisdom of all things porn.
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

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