Garfield? A pussy he hes.
- Thread starter Thomas O'Malley
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ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
No more lasagna for you, buddy. :nono:
Could make a small rug.
This is what happened to Garfield's adorable friend Nermal after Jon ******** ****** himself in the bathtub with every electrical appliance in the house. After that Garfield had no one to feed him lasagna so he viciously attacked Odie while he ***** and feasted on his entrails just to stay alive. Of course Garfield ended up with two options: starve to death or claw himself to death. He decided it was best to claw himself to death and get it over with rather than go days, possibly weeks, starving himself to the sweet embrace of death.
Upon Nermal's unannounced visit he came in to see the dead bodies littered all over the house and he quickly left. Even the spiders that Garfield constantly ****** was hanging from a little nooses out of the very web they had spun. Nermal had no hope in life and found himself eating heavily to deal with the trauma. Now living as an alley cat fucking stray female cats and even the occasional dog just to feel something...
Even if that something is ***********.
I feel sorry for Garfield and all those that were in the house.
Upon Nermal's unannounced visit he came in to see the dead bodies littered all over the house and he quickly left. Even the spiders that Garfield constantly ****** was hanging from a little nooses out of the very web they had spun. Nermal had no hope in life and found himself eating heavily to deal with the trauma. Now living as an alley cat fucking stray female cats and even the occasional dog just to feel something...
Even if that something is ***********.
I feel sorry for Garfield and all those that were in the house.
GodsEmbryo
Closed Account
Unless he's sitting on them. By accident obviously.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Now that's what I call a fat bastard
It looks pussy being doing to much 420 if you ask me
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
This is what happened to Garfield's adorable friend Nermal after Jon ******** ****** himself in the bathtub with every electrical appliance in the house. After that Garfield had no one to feed him lasagna so he viciously attacked Odie while he ***** and feasted on his entrails just to stay alive. Of course Garfield ended up with two options: starve to death or claw himself to death. He decided it was best to claw himself to death and get it over with rather than go days, possibly weeks, starving himself to the sweet embrace of death.
Upon Nermal's unannounced visit he came in to see the dead bodies littered all over the house and he quickly left. Even the spiders that Garfield constantly ****** was hanging from a little nooses out of the very web they had spun. Nermal had no hope in life and found himself eating heavily to deal with the trauma. Now living as an alley cat fucking stray female cats and even the occasional dog just to feel something...
Even if that something is ***********.
I feel sorry for Garfield and all those that were in the house.
Now see Hollywood, that's a sequel I'd pay to see...
Well then, allow me to present to you the director's cut:
Jennifer Love Hewitt character has a wet t-shirt scene, topless scene, and countless upskirt scenes.
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
There could never be enough....
