FXXXL - The Fantasy XXX League

[Pelvis]

Week 6 - Results

Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble! Here are the results of Week 6:

L.A. Giants vs. Second City Saints 83:80
Free Scooter Rides vs. FAMOS Hotties 89:66
Fresh Flesh vs. San Fernando 69ers 31:79
Squirting College Warriors vs. Old England Fellatriots 66:98


Standings
# W-L-T . Pts . Team
1. 6-0-0 . 0577 . Old England Fellatriots
2. 4-2-0 . 0411 . Free Scooter Rides
3. 4-2-0 . 0373 . Squirting College Warriors
4. 3-3-0 . 0443 . Second City Saints
5. 3-3-0 . 0436 . San Fernando 69ers
6. 3-3-0 . 0359 . L.A. Giants
7. 1-5-0 . 0396 . FAMOS Hotties
8. 0-6-0 . 0166 . Fresh Flesh


Detailed Recaps

Old England Fellatriots (Mr_Stiffy)
Pts # Name
19 8 Lisa Ann
20 3 Madison Ivy
20 1 Jayden Jaymes
19 10 Asa Akira
20 2 Gianna Michaels
98


FAMOS Hotties (wilchil)
Pts # Name
3 88 Sheena Shaw
18 14 Julia Ann
17 16 Phoenix Marie
9 57 Natalia Starr
19 7 Aletta Ocean
66


San Fernando 69ers (Pelvis)
Pts # Name
15 30 Lexi Belle
19 6 Sophie Dee
17 18 Tori Black
15 26 India Summer
13 39 Mia Malkova
79


Second City Saints (swanton83177)
Pts # Name
17 17 Jada Stevens
20 5 Little Caprice
10 55 Kortney Kane
15 29 Sara Jay
18 13 Brandi Love
80


Squirting College Warriors (iku69)
Pts # Name
11 47 Jenna Haze
15 27 Holly Michaels
10 51 Stoya
16 22 Marry Queen
14 32 Sasha Grey
66


Free Scooter Rides (scoot)
Pts # Name
15 28 Whitney Westgate
20 4 Kayden Kross
18 12 Siri
17 20 Catalina Cruz
19 9 Lola Foxx
89


Fresh Flesh (Johan)
Pts # Name
#N/A #N/A Malena Morgan
13 36 Riley Reid
14 33 Krystal Boyd
#N/A #N/A Elle Alexandra
4 85 Bonnie Rotten
31


L.A. Giants (too fast)
Pts # Name
16 23 Rachel Starr
18 15 Nikki Benz
16 21 Priya Rai
16 24 Veronica Avluv
17 19 Kagney Linn Karter
83


You can find all results in my blog.

What was hot and what was not in week 6?
The Old England Fellatriots had the best performance ever on FXXXL! Never before a team was able to score 98 points. All of Mr_Stiffy's performers ranked among the top ten (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 8th, 10th). This guy obviously knows how to pick the right girls
The Free Scooter Rides made a huge jump from #4 to #2!
It was a very close match between the L.A. Giants and the Second City Saints. The L.A. Giants won by only three points difference. If the Second City Saints had won this game, they would be second in the league now instead of fourth.

 

[scoot]

I love my team. But the Fellatriots have it all. And I even got sucked in to viewing Jayden this past week.

 

[Pelvis]

I love my team. But the Fellatriots have it all. And I even got sucked in to viewing Jayden this past week.

But Scoot, you weren't allowed to do that! It's only allowed to watch porn involving girls of your opposite team if you've WON your match! ;-)

But I know what you mean. Mr_Stiffy has no heart at all. He picked his girls based on their statistical performance and nothing else. For him success is the only thing that counts. Managers like us, on the opposite, we have a heart. We really love our performers! I guess that's what really counts and makes us Champions of the Heart. ;-)

And now excuse me, I'll have to figure out which girl to kick out of my team for next week

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Mr_Stiffy has no heart at all. He picked his girls based on their statistical performance and nothing else.

This is true. My post naming those five was nothing more than a lighthearted "here's five girls that ranked high in 2013" hence "what do I win?" when I thought the real draft was going to be the one at a time format. The true winners of this competition will be whoever comes second, who didnt have the advantage I did of getting in there first and snapping up the big hitters.

For the record, if I picked a squad based on favourite active performers... I'd still have taken Jayden and Madi. If you run another season I will choose with my dick heart rather than my head.

 

[iku69]

My bad :-(

I will edit my line up...

Huh. I never knew Stoya squirted. Every day's a school day.



:elaugh:

For next week, I am dropping Stoya and calling back Faye Reagan.

 

[Pelvis]

The true winners of this competition will be whoever comes second, who didnt have the advantage I did of getting in there first and snapping up the big hitters.

In the spirit of true sportsmanship I have to admit that you deserve that advantage because you set up a team when all the others laughed about the idea of fantasy porn teams. Nevertheless I will talk bad about your team because this is what the fun is all about.

Seriously, if your team is going to dominate the league I may figure out some rules that will give an advantage to the weaker teams for the next season.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Seriously, if your team is going to dominate the league I may figure out some rules that will give an advantage to the weaker teams for the next season.

The draft in the manner you initially posted is the best idea. Take time to get people to register their interest and then hold the draft over 5 days. Simples. Although for the sake of everyone knowing when their eligible to draft on a particular day, we'd have to post the times by the different timezones of the posters entering, which doesn't take too much trouble.

 

[iku69]

Hi, I haven't seen a confirmation that my line-up would be edited.

For next week, I am dropping Stoya and calling back Faye Reagan.

 

[too fast]

Ok, I'm dropping Veronica Avluv and adding Alina Li

 

[Pelvis]

For next week, I am dropping Stoya and calling back Faye Reagan.

Confirmed!

 

[Pelvis]

Ok, I'm dropping Veronica Avluv and adding Alina Li

Since week 7 is almost over, this change will be effective for week 8.

More accurate rules
A FXXXL-week begins mondays at 11:00 am UTC. All roster changes posted by managers within 48 hours will apply to the week running. All later changes will be effective for the following week from now on.

Nice choice, let's all welcome her to the league!

 

[PrimeGuy]

Can I join?

My team name would be Fine-Ass Bitches.

Players:

Jessica Robbin, a rising star!
I'll hire Veronica Avluv from her previous job in the L.A. Giants since she is one of my favorite bitches in the business. What a sexy bitch!
Eva Notty, again, a total prime time bitch!
Shyla Stylez, you all know her. No need for introductions!
Dillion Harper, cute AND beautiful!

 

[Pelvis]

Can I join?

My team name would be Fine-Ass Bitches.

Of course you can. I'm glad about everyone participating in the league. I'll add your team for week 8 because that's when the second half of the season starts.

But now, for entertaining purposes, I'm curious about the girls you've picked:
Jessica Robbin really has a fine ass, but her boobs are even finer. I love her alias name: Jessica Rabbit.
Maybe it was a bad decision by the Giants to release Veronica Avluv from her contract. I predict she'll make many points for your team.
Eva Notty, another chick with remarkable boobs. Why did you call your team Fine-Ass Bitches? ;-)
Shyla Stylez, we all know her. No need to comment!
Dillion Harper, my favourite among your performers. Can't wait for her to compete with my girls...

 

[PrimeGuy]

But now, for entertaining purposes, I'm curious about the girls you've picked:
Jessica Robbin really has a fine ass, but her boobs are even finer. I love her alias name: Jessica Rabbit.
Maybe it was a bad decision by the Giants to release Veronica Avluv from her contract. I predict she'll make many points for your team.
Eva Notty, another chick with remarkable boobs. Why did you call your team Fine-Ass Bitches? ;-)
Shyla Stylez, we all know her. No need to comment!
Dillion Harper, my favourite among your performers. Can't wait for her to compete with my girls...

Glad I could join! The name really just means Fine Looking Bitches, you have to think of the Fine-Ass- word like a black person... Also, I imagine if these girls were to form a team of some kind, this is probably pretty close to what they would call themselves. Anyways, we are open for name suggestions and might change it if we like the new one better! ;D

 

[Pelvis]

Week 7 - Results

Here are the results for week 7 based on the list of Freeones Most Popular Porn Stars Last Week retrieved today at 11 am UTC.

Second City Saints vs. Free Scooter Rides 79:88
San Fernando 69ers vs. L.A. Giants 71:83
FAMOS Hotties vs. Squirting College Warriors 66:62
Old England Fellatriots vs. Fresh Flesh 97:29


Standings
# W-L-T . Pts . Team
1. 7-0-0 . 0674 . Old England Fellatriots
2. 5-2-0 . 0499 . Free Scooter Rides
3. 4-3-0 . 0442 . L.A. Giants
4. 4-3-0 . 0435 . Squirting College Warriors
5. 3-4-0 . 0522 . Second City Saints
6. 3-4-0 . 0507 . San Fernando 69ers
7. 2-5-0 . 0462 . FAMOS Hotties
8. 0-7-0 . 0195 . Fresh Flesh


Detailed Recaps

Old England Fellatriots (Mr_Stiffy)
Pts # Name
19 8 Lisa Ann
20 3 Madison Ivy
20 1 Jayden Jaymes
18 15 Asa Akira
20 2 Gianna Michaels
97


FAMOS Hotties (wilchil)
Pts # Name
3 86 Sheena Shaw
18 12 Julia Ann
17 19 Phoenix Marie
10 55 Natalia Starr
18 14 Aletta Ocean
66


San Fernando 69ers (Pelvis)
Pts # Name
15 29 Lexi Belle
17 17 Sophie Dee
16 21 Tori Black
12 45 India Summer
11 50 Mia Malkova
71


Second City Saints (swanton83177)
Pts # Name
19 7 Jada Stevens
20 5 Little Caprice
11 48 Kortney Kane
13 38 Sara Jay
16 24 Brandi Love
79


Squirting College Warriors (iku69)
Pts # Name
9 57 Jenna Haze
14 34 Holly Michaels
10 51 Faye Reagan
17 20 Marry Queen
12 42 Sasha Grey
62


Free Scooter Rides (scoot)
Pts # Name
15 26 Whitney Westgate
20 4 Kayden Kross
19 9 Siri
15 28 Catalina Cruz
19 6 Lola Foxx
88


Fresh Flesh (Johan)
Pts # Name
#N/A #N/A Malena Morgan
11 46 Riley Reid
14 35 Krystal Boyd
#N/A #N/A Elle Alexandra
4 83 Bonnie Rotten
29


L.A. Giants (too fast)
Pts # Name
16 25 Rachel Starr
17 18 Nikki Benz
16 23 Priya Rai
18 13 Veronica Avluv
16 22 Kagney Linn Karter
83


With the first half of FXXXL Season One finished we're taking a little break now. This is the opportunity for new managers to join the league. Publishing of regular season games will continue on April, 7th.

 

[Pelvis]

Join the league - be a part of it

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[PrimeGuy]

^ Haha, that is really cool! I might have to change my team's name because our current name would fit better to a team that's best known for their asses. Maybe we could be called Prime Time Bitches? We really are open for suggestions!

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

That's splendid and tremendous. If I wasn't Mandy's bitch, this would be my sig right now :

PrimeGuy, "Prime Time" anything would be a good name because it links to your username. "Fine Ass Bitches" could be anyone's team.

 

[prophetman1313]

Can I join the league??

 

[PrimeGuy]

This is a prototype for our new logo design. If someone manages to make this look serviceable, they will be awarded with reputation points and bragging rights.