Funny / Memorable Movie Lines. Post 'em!

[luvsemlarge]

Airplane

Captain Oveur: Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Ravenholm]

Rex: "You shut your mouth. You chicken sucking bastard or I'll stab your eye balls out and piss all over your brain. It's going to be a slaughter house in here. Dead bodies flying through the air like friggin rag dolls on fire!"

Pip: "I'm going to stab your heads off... with my dick. And blood is going to come out of your neck. And there's nothing you can do about it cos I'm a mad man!"

Rex: "Stop squirming pussy or I'll fill your face so full of lead that you'll be shitting bullets for a week. You no-dick loser!"

Airheads (1994)

 

[cindy CD/TV]

From "Full Metal Jacket." (There are so many great ones but here's one of them)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

 

[luvsemlarge]

From "Full Metal Jacket." (There are so many great ones but here's one of them)

:rofl2:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Come one, there is already a thread for this
You are almost as bad as me.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Quite a few in 'American Psycho'.

Also the "Al Pacino" scene in 'Saturday Night Fever".

To name a few...

 

[Jagger69]

Two of my favorites....I could post dozens of these.

Come one, there is already a thread for this
You are almost as bad as me.

Yeah but if you're too lazy to go find it then so am I.

 

[mindofmindcrime]

"Call me Dad." -- Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate

 

[busaguy79]

"This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!"

If you don't know what Movie this is from then I am very dissapointed in you!

 

[luvsemlarge]

"This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!"

If you don't know what Movie this is from then I am very dissapointed in you!

LOL, The Big Lobowski

:nanner:

 

[feller469]

Dude: Hello

Chick: You got me.

Something like that is that movie about the football player with the agent

 

[LukeEl]

"Big Gulps huh? Well alright."-Dumb and Dumber

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Your a daisy if you do...........

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Mein Furher I can walk!!!!!!!!!!! Dr. Strangelove

 

[luvsemlarge]

Groundhog Day

[Phil Connors is stopped by the police after some crazy driving]

Phil: Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two Chocolate shakes and one large coke.
Ralph: [to Phil] And some flapjacks.
Phil: [to Cop] Too early for flapjacks?

 

[Sin After Sin]

From Office Space:

"What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"

 

[cindy CD/TV]

^^^ Also from Office Space:

"Peter ... watch out for your cornhole, bud." :rofl2:


From The Last Boy Scout:

[Joe gets to his office, after waking up next to a dead squirrel that a bunch of kids threw in his car]
Mike Matthews: "What'd you do last night?"
Joe Hallenbeck: "I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember." :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[eye_am_the_stig]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This...is my BOOMSTICK!!!!! This is a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

From Army of Darkness

 

[eye_am_the_stig]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Trainspotting.

 

[Sin After Sin]

From The Big Lebowski:

"That rug really tied the room together."