Fuck Poker

Why the fuck is Poker televised to frequently? And they put commentators on it like it was Monday Night Football or something. I thought sports were supposed to be televised on The Sports Network?:dunno: Not a bunch of assholes wearing sunglasses pretending to be hotshots. Fucking kill yourselves.

:mad::mad::mad:
 
Why the fuck is Poker televised to frequently? And they put commentators on it like it was Monday Night Football or something. I thought sports were supposed to be televised on The Sports Network?:dunno: Not a bunch of assholes wearing sunglasses pretending to be hotshots. Fucking kill yourselves.

:mad::mad::mad:

I guess you'd have to be into poker.:dunno:
 
And he's going for it, yes, yes AND IT'S A FULL HOUSE! THE CROWD GOES WILD!

Fucking cards... Why not televise Magic: The Gathering while you're at it? I'd actually watch that.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I love playing poker. But I can't stand to watch it on TV.
 
Why the fuck is Poker televised to frequently? And they put commentators on it like it was Monday Night Football or something. I thought sports were supposed to be televised on The Sports Network?:dunno: Not a bunch of assholes wearing sunglasses pretending to be hotshots. Fucking kill yourselves.

:mad::mad::mad:

Because A) What the hell else would be on instead during the summer time and B) Well Because Lux Kassidy is going... :thefinger http://twitter.com/edgexd_lux nuff' said!
 
It is worse than having to watch bowling on tv. What a waste.
 
Why the fuck is Poker televised to frequently? And they put commentators on it like it was Monday Night Football or something. I thought sports were supposed to be televised on The Sports Network?:dunno: Not a bunch of assholes wearing sunglasses pretending to be hotshots. Fucking kill yourselves.

:mad::mad::mad:


It's cheap to produce and enough people watch it to make it profitable.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
What irritates me the most is that the commentators call them "professionals". Really? I don't recall my guidance counselor recommending that as a career path. The only difference between me and the professionals is sixty pounds. Evidently, you need to be a fat son of a bitch if you want to compete in the televised tournaments. It's not a fuckin' sport, so get it off ESPN. I'd rather watch the WNBA or LPGA instead. And both of those are slightly below having your fingers ripped out with pliers in terms of tolerance level. What a waste of programming time...
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
What I think is funny is many people don't realize there has been a lot of editing done and if they bother to show something, it is probably dramatic. The viewing audience cheers like lemmings not realizing the 108 hours of footage has been cut down to 8 hours for broadcast.
 
Why the fuck is Poker televised to frequently? And they put commentators on it like it was Monday Night Football or something. I thought sports were supposed to be televised on The Sports Network?:dunno: Not a bunch of assholes wearing sunglasses pretending to be hotshots. Fucking kill yourselves.

:mad::mad::mad:

Because its one of everyones favorite games.


I know my three favorite games are checker, chess and poker.
 
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