Fuck Keurig and Their Shitty Coffee Machines

[Straight Shooter]

The right has a new preferred coffee: Black Rifle, a military-themed brand based in Salt Lake City that says it aims to "serve as the premier coffee company to the conservative customer."

After Keurig pulled its advertising from Sean Hannity's show on Fox News over the weekend over his coverage of alleged sexual conduct by Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore, members of the right in turn took a stand against the coffee company, which is known as much for its brewing machines as for its single-cup pods. Hannity supporters posted videos of people smashing Keurig machines on social media with the hashtag #BoycottKeurig.

With Keurig clearly out as the coffee industry's right wing icon, a gap was left to be filled. Enter Black Rifle Coffee, which is owned by Evan Hafer, a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan who says on his website that he started the company "to provide a high-quality, roast-to-order coffee to the pro-2A and veteran communities."

The company's tagline on Facebook is: "Because hipsters didn't invent coffee." It's clearly a dig at the strong liberal streak that defines Starbucks and many other coffee brands today.

Keurig's make shit coffee anyways. Get an Aeropress for $30. Way better than those overpriced Keurigs. And support Black Rifle. They make some damn good coffee

Here's their site. I bought a bag of whole bean Gunship Coffee blend.
https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/

 

[xfire]

Most coffee tastes like ass water. If you want a decent cup of coffee get a can of Great Value Donut Shop, use three tablespoons of ground coffee to six ounces of water, almost espresso. I drink that shit all day long.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Expert in ass water are ya?

 

[Elwood70]

Fuck coffee. I only drink coffee because I can't afford cocaine.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Even Hannity has told Keurig owners to slow their roll. They're victims in this mess as well. At least, that's what twitchy has claimed.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I have one of those As Seen On TV Ninja Coffee Bars. I buy Peet’s French Roast Coffee and use Land O’ Lakes Half ‘n’ Half with C & H Pure Cane Sugar poured into a 24 Oz Contigo Thermal Travel Mug. Sure is good.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

First person here to mention how awesome Bulletproof Coffee is is getting kicked right in the fucking nuts.

 

[mongo18]

Fuck Keurig because those little canister things are not recyclable. Millions of them every day going into landfills because people are too fucking lazy to brew their mud drink the old fashioned way.

And fuck coffee drinkers too. Thinking they're entitled to be complete cunts and treat people like shit until they've decided they've ingested enough caffeine today, leaving coffee stains everywhere and the stench of coffee following them around. Coffee drinkers are as bad as smokers.

 

[sean miguel]

Fuck Keurig because those little canister things are not recyclable. Millions of them every day going into landfills because people are too fucking lazy to brew their mud drink the old fashioned way.

And fuck coffee drinkers too. Thinking they're entitled to be complete cunts and treat people like shit until they've decided they've ingested enough caffeine today, leaving coffee stains everywhere and the stench of coffee following them around. Coffee drinkers are as bad as smokers.

at least that's an excuse.

I don't drink coffee anymore. Revenge keeps me awake.

 

[Will E Worm]

Coffee drinkers are as bad as smokers.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Expert in ass water are ya?

 

[Elwood70]

First person here to mention how awesome Bulletproof Coffee is is getting kicked right in the fucking nuts.

Bulletproof Coffee is fucking awesome.


Come at me.

 

[meesterperfect]

I used to hangout at the local coffee shop until these douchebags took it over.

 

[xfire]

Bulletproof Coffee is fucking awesome.


Come at me.

I tried Bulletproof when I first started Keto, ugh, no thanks. Butter and coconut oil in coffee, kinda gross. :1orglaugh

 

[Luxman]

I stopped drinking coffee about 2~3 years ago, first two months I had cravings, but after I didn't think of or crave coffee anymore.
I only drank one or two cups per day, so it was easy to quit.
Now I drink warm water with a bit of lemon or ACV.

I tried Bulletproof when I first started Keto, ugh, no thanks. Butter and coconut oil in coffee, kinda gross. :1orglaugh

How long have you been on the Keto diet and what changes have you noticed?

 

[xfire]

How long have you been on the Keto diet and what changes have you noticed?

I'm in maintenance, dropped a lot of weight between June 2015 and June 2016 and have kept it off. I'll pm you the details.

 

[Elwood70]

I tried Bulletproof when I first started Keto, ugh, no thanks. Butter and coconut oil in coffee, kinda gross. :1orglaugh

I've never had it. I've never had anything but "normal" coffee. Strictly for the effect.

 

[xfire]

I've never had it. I've never had anything but "normal" coffee. Strictly for the effect.

I kinda figured you either hadn't tried it or didn't know what it was. lol Comes from "The Bulletproof Diet"™, one of those "Magic Bullet"/Magic Pill" diets that are really just low-carb ripoffs.

 

[Elwood70]

I kinda figured you either hadn't tried it or didn't know what it was. lol Comes from "The Bulletproof Diet"™, one of those "Magic Bullet"/Magic Pill" diets that are really just low-carb ripoffs.

I only said what I said because Apollo threatened violence.

 

[Supafly]

The fuck y'all talking about. Look if you can find a shop in your area that roasts their own coffee and mixes their own blends. Costs a tad bit more, but no other coffee comes close. Support youir local coffee dealership