Fuck chores.

It's snow shoveling season bitches. Get those fucking shovels out. Shovel that fucking snow. Get into it.

Them fucking dishes are piling the fuck up. Is your queer ass going to wash them? You bet your ass you are. Wash those fucking dishes. Wrinkle those hands you cunts.

All your dirty back hair is gathering underneath the counter? It's about time you faggots borrowed a broom from your bitch mom and started sweeping those rancid floors of yours. Pile it up and get that tiny broom and dump that shit in the fucking garbage man. C'mon.

Now I know you assholes are staring out the window, fapping to that old lady who sweats through her flower print dress as she slaves in the garden. Get some fucking windex and wipe that cum off the window bro. It's easy.

Are you eating too much fucking beef? Fuck ya you are!! Them beef shits will fuck up your toilet quicker than you can say "get thems beef shits out of my fuckin toilet you cunt". Go to the fucking hardware store. Buy a fucking plunger and get to work on them shit filled pipes brother.


What I'm trying to say is....chores suck. Which ones do ya'll hate doing?

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Shoveling is a bitch.
 

PirateKing

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There's mold growing in my bathroom and kitchen sink, but I'll deal with it tomorrow.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Chore is a word you use when you're ten years old. When you grow up it's just living.
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Gardening. Mowing the lawn, trimming the hedges, clearing the leaves. Why can't nature just stop fucking growing without dying off. And as for autumn. Why chuck all those leaves all over the place? It's just untidy.
 

PirateKing

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I have some corpses laying in my basement that need disposing of. They're piling up too. You know how it is. You only start with one but then there's a smell, and guests just have to be nosy and follow the smell down to the basement. At that point they've seen too much and become a liability....:facepalm:

Now I'm sure some of you may ask yourself: Why does he keep inviting guests over he doesn't want the bodies to be found?

The answer is that I get lonely sometimes. I'm too lazy to drag those bodies upstairs and I figured they would just ignore the smell but they're just so damn curious!:mad:
 
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