It's snow shoveling season bitches. Get those fucking shovels out. Shovel that fucking snow. Get into it.
Them fucking dishes are piling the fuck up. Is your queer ass going to wash them? You bet your ass you are. Wash those fucking dishes. Wrinkle those hands you cunts.
All your dirty back hair is gathering underneath the counter? It's about time you faggots borrowed a broom from your bitch mom and started sweeping those rancid floors of yours. Pile it up and get that tiny broom and dump that shit in the fucking garbage man. C'mon.
Now I know you assholes are staring out the window, fapping to that old lady who sweats through her flower print dress as she slaves in the garden. Get some fucking windex and wipe that cum off the window bro. It's easy.
Are you eating too much fucking beef? Fuck ya you are!! Them beef shits will fuck up your toilet quicker than you can say "get thems beef shits out of my fuckin toilet you cunt". Go to the fucking hardware store. Buy a fucking plunger and get to work on them shit filled pipes brother.
What I'm trying to say is....chores suck. Which ones do ya'll hate doing?
*DOA personally approved the contents of this post.
Them fucking dishes are piling the fuck up. Is your queer ass going to wash them? You bet your ass you are. Wash those fucking dishes. Wrinkle those hands you cunts.
All your dirty back hair is gathering underneath the counter? It's about time you faggots borrowed a broom from your bitch mom and started sweeping those rancid floors of yours. Pile it up and get that tiny broom and dump that shit in the fucking garbage man. C'mon.
Now I know you assholes are staring out the window, fapping to that old lady who sweats through her flower print dress as she slaves in the garden. Get some fucking windex and wipe that cum off the window bro. It's easy.
Are you eating too much fucking beef? Fuck ya you are!! Them beef shits will fuck up your toilet quicker than you can say "get thems beef shits out of my fuckin toilet you cunt". Go to the fucking hardware store. Buy a fucking plunger and get to work on them shit filled pipes brother.
What I'm trying to say is....chores suck. Which ones do ya'll hate doing?
*DOA personally approved the contents of this post.