Freeones is the best country known to man.

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Let all the other haters live in their own mindless game. Freeones is the best country in the world. Rep all the haters they'll make us number one. All there hate can only show we are the best!

A little history about Freeones.


Freeones started back in 1998. By a man named ROBOTRON. Now robotron was no any certain type of man he was YEP you guessed it a robotron.

What the nation looked like back in 1998. Now admire his great ability to make text blocks. These weren't his only abilities, but his first abilities.
http://web.archive.org/web/19981205115015/http://freeones.com/

Now ROBOTRON wasn't done with his skills as a webmaster. He set out to destroy the penguins of north Antarctica. This got him into some deep shit with congress, but after proving that penguins are in fact dangerous and hold the worlds most deadly super deadly powers. Weapons of mass destruction, congress agreed it was time to invade northern Antarctica.

The war waged on for many years returning the people to improverished times and unsettling times. ROBOTRON decided that it was time to stop playing around and take down the banks. The banks tried to take down ROBOTRON, but as we all know ROBOTRON only loses to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was unbeatable until 2013 when he accidentily destroyed himself in a nun chuck fight with Chuck Norris himself, but this isn't important. Chuck Norris lost.

Oh yea back to the banks. ROBOTRON took down all the hidden fees and destroyed them one step at a time. ROBOTRON then declared that no fees should be given to people who are only withdrawn by less than a $100. Instead he declared that they should be sent a bag of peanuts and a sporting event of their choice. The sending of a persons to a sporting event was later written to exclude the clippers stadium since it was destroyed in 2009.
Proof
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fatal_staples_center_collapse

ROBOTRON also set out on a mission to destroy a tree that kept getting in his way. This tree kept trying to propose that there should be a ban on porn for 36 years. He persuaded the masses and the crazy tree decided to back off and run back under his cave.

In 2014 ROBOTRON won the national peace prize. ROBOTRON later died in 2019 and was sincerely missed by his country. The rumors were sent around the nation, but it was later identified that he chocked on a peanut while attending a sporting event. ROBOTRON had a problem of keeping a positive checking account because we all know as ROBOTRONS spending every dime you see is the only option.

WE ARE THE NORMIES!!! The rest of the world is the village freaks.

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So you can either join a hateful country or a country where you decide on what happens in your daily life. I like to call this country super ROBOTRON freeones country, but our current name is SRFC.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Two questions:

1. What the hell are you on?
2. What made you think it was a good idea to take so much of it?
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Two questions:

1. What the hell are you on?
2. What made you think it was a good idea to take so much of it?

He says in his pot, near the end:

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He's on Trolling Elite Mode :hatsoff:

Great read, mate :nanner:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
What happened with the penguins again?
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
What happened with the penguins again?

The media said... we kind of won the war. You are allowed to back talk the media in our country without any consequences. Any attempts to talk back to your country is considered SUPER NEOCON/CON TERRORISM. In the end it was great and the war was won.
 
The best is the Onion report about the Clippers all dieing, except for Blake Griffen "he hung himself in the locker room before the game" lmao oh damn.

I'm crying over.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
What's good about the nation of Freeones is that we can walk around without any pants, and no one says a thing.
 
I wish Freeones was a country, then i could have great fucks and a lot of pleasure :) :)
 
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