FreeOnes Auction, Coming Soon!

[assholebythedoor]

Very interesting.

you suck

:thumbsup: no offence

 

[Fresno]

Sorry Vicky you're great, but I have to go for the month pass to Chica's!

 

[ChefChiTown]

For just a mere 15 MyFreeOnes Points, you can quickly become the proud owner of 3 tablespoons of my very own semen that I have been storing in a slightly used plastic container, which was previously used as a storage vessel for macaroni salad, that has been sitting in the back of my freezer for the past 9 months.

No, you aren't dreaming. The deal is that sweet.