Freddie Mac Found Dead

no, Bush was an innocent God fearing man. It couldn't have been him.

I don't want to give it away because I fear for my own life, but let's just say the perpetrator is B. Obama. No, that is too obvious. Ok, it's Barrack O.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
no, Bush was an innocent God fearing man. It couldn't have been him.

I don't want to give it away because I fear for my own life, but let's just say the perpetrator is B. Obama. No, that is too obvious. Ok, it's Barrack O.

Since when? :D :tongue:
 
I was thinking of Fred Phelps, my bad.
 
that's true.

so what do you think that this guy like blackmailed the gov into bailing out his company? I dunno. it's not that I would put it past them to do such a thing, just that it lacks the paniche of some of the convenient departures of past presidential freinds.
 
Ah Will and his conspiracies. At this point you're going to start telling us that we humans are actually not from Earth but rather from the Planet Zebulon 4 5 Prime and that we descend from the Brassonian race and that it's a conspiracy that we are here because we were banished from Zebulon under the guise of colonizing Earth.:rolleyes:


Planet Zebulon 4 5 Prime isn't stable enough to hold complex life...without sucking your anus out through your eyes.
I've been terraforming it like a bitch the last few years but I can't seem to get it right.
And with the election around the corner..I can't get the Brassonian people and Crypto Wolfmen to put down their guns and claws to allow peace.

All I'm saying is....don't plan any vacations here for the rest of the week.

But we do have the Laundry Mat grand opening next week....So that's a good sign.
 
Conspiracy theory?? And swine flu???

Wait! That's it, you accidentally stumbled upon the secret! The government secretly devised the swine flu in underground laboratories to unleash on the population to help fix the economic recession. Less people equals more jobs. When Kellermann learned of the plot and was ready to go public the government knew there was only one thing to do...make it look like a suicide. But the government never thought that some rag-tag freeones board members and a few Scooby snacks would crack the case. Way to go gang! :thumbsup: :1orglaugh
 

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Will E said:
Suicide? I don't believe that for a second.

Did somebody NOT want this young, well to do
family man to testify somewhere down the line ?

As expected the story has vanished thanks in part to a flu. :rolleyes:
 
maybe since freddie mac is under investigation he felt disgrace and did the japanese thing

Committing ritual suicide usually means the person has have some strong sense of honor, can feel guilt, and is willing to withstand pain. I don't think we can give him that much credit.
 
Maybe Barney Frank will learn something from this guy.

Ha! Ain't that the truth. A crying shame those idiots in Massachusetts just saw a "D" next to his name and are so uneducated they voted him in again.

Pray for my state that the same doesn't happen with Christopher Dodd. Funny how everyone hated Joe Lieberman last election because he applauded George Bush for certain things yet Dodd is the d-bag who helped crush us economically.
 
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