PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Forget about them not blowing us up. If the aliens were really benevolent they would solve global warming for us and give us technology to download porn 10 times faster. :1orglaugh
Or, if they really wanted to kill us all, they would only let us have one of those, and then sit back and watch everyone in the world kill each other.