-xfire, calm down and do not take these discussions so personally.
Ps; How you're gonna survive if you are in the woods and the temperature is minus fifty?
Forest porn wtf?
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-xfire, calm down and do not take these discussions so personally.
Ps; How you're gonna survive if you are in the woods and the temperature is minus fifty?
Quit being a condescending dickhead and I'll calm down.
Funny you should ask how to survive at fifty below, Les Stroud just finished a two-part episode of Survivorman where he did just that. In Finland. You started with a flawed premise in the original post, and now you're having to defend a stupid proposition. Just admit you're wrong and fucked up and I'm sure everyone will cut you some slack.
-I am what I am.
-I meant a situation where you only have clothes to wear, the temperature is minus fifty and you have to be a night out.
What do you do in such a situation?
At least you don't deny it. +1 for you. I don't get into that situation in the first place. Not my native land, no reason for me to be running around in my underwear in fifty below weather.
RichardNailder
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I do just fucking fine in the forest.
And Finnish forests are no more challenging that any other forest at similar latitude/altitude.
Oh - and I'll take your imposing Finnish forests any day over the deserts I was raised in.
And Finnish forests are no more challenging that any other forest at similar latitude/altitude.
Oh - and I'll take your imposing Finnish forests any day over the deserts I was raised in.
i grew up in a forest. :dunno:
Forests are not dangerous. You have to know how to manage the ******* in the forest, and how to control your climate. I've done plenty of winter camping in forests where the temperature gets dangerously low. Step one - build a four foot wall of snow with about a seven foot diameter. It will block the wind completely, if you do it right. Step two - build a fire in the best spot in that enclosure - snow is an excellent insulator, and if you bring in four or five armloads of loose wood, you'll keep yourself warm enough to ***** overnight, waking every so often to stoke the fire.
Don't eat snow. That makes you thirsty. Melt snow and ***** that, if you can, or eat ice chips to stay hydrated.
It's entirely possible to make an effective snare out of your shoe laces to trap rabbit or, if need be, squirrel. Cook over said fire.
Use all the daylight hours you can to move toward safety.
Also, not much forest porn is happening in -50 degree weather. People having sex in the forest are generally doing it during warm weather, daylight, and in parts of the forest where it isn't dangerous. Sorry, but this is an incredibly asinine thread. Do you think people are being dropped out of helicopters into the deepest, most dangerous parts of the forest to film porn? You're not that dumb, are you? And the forests where you are pose no greater threat than forests in most other countries. Finally, there are plenty of very safe forests in your country. Not every square centimetre of forest in your nation is full of deadly beasts.
After thought - try having sex sometime outdoors, in the sunlight. It's quite exhilarating.
Don't eat snow. That makes you thirsty. Melt snow and ***** that, if you can, or eat ice chips to stay hydrated.
It's entirely possible to make an effective snare out of your shoe laces to trap rabbit or, if need be, squirrel. Cook over said fire.
Use all the daylight hours you can to move toward safety.
Also, not much forest porn is happening in -50 degree weather. People having sex in the forest are generally doing it during warm weather, daylight, and in parts of the forest where it isn't dangerous. Sorry, but this is an incredibly asinine thread. Do you think people are being dropped out of helicopters into the deepest, most dangerous parts of the forest to film porn? You're not that dumb, are you? And the forests where you are pose no greater threat than forests in most other countries. Finally, there are plenty of very safe forests in your country. Not every square centimetre of forest in your nation is full of deadly beasts.
After thought - try having sex sometime outdoors, in the sunlight. It's quite exhilarating.
Rey C.
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This is a North American Bare Breasted Wood Nymph. They're very rare... and have been known to bite if you rub their wings the wrong way.
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As for the danger in Finnish forests being greater than the danger in American forests, I seriously doubt that. As Harley pointed out, in our southern forests, we have dangerous ******* that you will never see in a Finnish forest. We have a much greater variety of forest land here than you do because our nation is so much bigger than yours (338,100 km² vs 9,147,420 km²) and covers a wider variety of climate ranges. The coldest temperatures that you experience in Finland might be higher, but the hottest temperatures that we experience would be lower. Either one can **** you if you don't know what you're doing in the woods. Also, think about what you're saying. How could only predators survive in a forest? What would they eat? Bears don't eat wolves. Mountain lions don't eat coyotes. Predators don't eat each other, they typically eat prey *******. Lots of ******* live in the forest. Of course there have been times when people have taken to living in the woods. And yeah, they fuck there too.
But the language barrier aside, if you don't realize that the National Forest that Xfire was talking about was not some sort of kiddie park with tame ******* running around, then you're probably completely in the dark about what forests and wildlife are like here. Come on over and I'll take you snipe hunting. Do you have quick reflexes? Good, cause to catch a wild snipe, a fellow has to have damn quick reflexes!
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As for the danger in Finnish forests being greater than the danger in American forests, I seriously doubt that. As Harley pointed out, in our southern forests, we have dangerous ******* that you will never see in a Finnish forest. We have a much greater variety of forest land here than you do because our nation is so much bigger than yours (338,100 km² vs 9,147,420 km²) and covers a wider variety of climate ranges. The coldest temperatures that you experience in Finland might be higher, but the hottest temperatures that we experience would be lower. Either one can **** you if you don't know what you're doing in the woods. Also, think about what you're saying. How could only predators survive in a forest? What would they eat? Bears don't eat wolves. Mountain lions don't eat coyotes. Predators don't eat each other, they typically eat prey *******. Lots of ******* live in the forest. Of course there have been times when people have taken to living in the woods. And yeah, they fuck there too.
But the language barrier aside, if you don't realize that the National Forest that Xfire was talking about was not some sort of kiddie park with tame ******* running around, then you're probably completely in the dark about what forests and wildlife are like here. Come on over and I'll take you snipe hunting. Do you have quick reflexes? Good, cause to catch a wild snipe, a fellow has to have damn quick reflexes!
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RichardNailder
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I actually had sex in the woods my very first time so outdoor sex holds a special place in my sick old mind - maybe that's why I like to do scenes like these so much:
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Harley Spencer
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Jesus fucking dogshit, and we get accused of being ethnocentric and closed-minded by Europeans?!?
By the way, ass ari, you don't need to reply to my comment because I have no intention of checking for a reply. Also, quit attaching images so I don't have to keep coming in here to approve them. :crash:
I love you.
I love you.
Forests are not dangerous. You have to know how to manage the ******* in the forest, and how to control your climate. I've done plenty of winter camping in forests where the temperature gets dangerously low. Step one - build a four foot wall of snow with about a seven foot diameter. It will block the wind completely, if you do it right. Step two - build a fire in the best spot in that enclosure - snow is an excellent insulator, and if you bring in four or five armloads of loose wood, you'll keep yourself warm enough to ***** overnight, waking every so often to stoke the fire.
Don't eat snow. That makes you thirsty. Melt snow and ***** that, if you can, or eat ice chips to stay hydrated.
It's entirely possible to make an effective snare out of your shoe laces to trap rabbit or, if need be, squirrel. Cook over said fire.
Use all the daylight hours you can to move toward safety.
Also, not much forest porn is happening in -50 degree weather. People having sex in the forest are generally doing it during warm weather, daylight, and in parts of the forest where it isn't dangerous. Sorry, but this is an incredibly asinine thread. Do you think people are being dropped out of helicopters into the deepest, most dangerous parts of the forest to film porn? You're not that dumb, are you? And the forests where you are pose no greater threat than forests in most other countries. Finally, there are plenty of very safe forests in your country. Not every square centimetre of forest in your nation is full of deadly beasts.
After thought - try having sex sometime outdoors, in the sunlight. It's quite exhilarating.
You are my hero. If I ever get stranded in the woods, I want you to be with me. You are my mountain man.
This is a North American Bare Breasted Wood Nymph. They're very rare... and have been known to bite if you rub their wings the wrong way.
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As for the danger in Finnish forests being greater than the danger in American forests, I seriously doubt that. As Harley pointed out, in our southern forests, we have dangerous ******* that you will never see in a Finnish forest. We have a much greater variety of forest land here than you do because our nation is so much bigger than yours (338,100 km² vs 9,147,420 km²) and covers a wider variety of climate ranges. The coldest temperatures that you experience in Finland might be higher, but the hottest temperatures that we experience would be lower. Either one can **** you if you don't know what you're doing in the woods. Also, think about what you're saying. How could only predators survive in a forest? What would they eat? Bears don't eat wolves. Mountain lions don't eat coyotes. Predators don't eat each other, they typically eat prey *******. Lots of ******* live in the forest. Of course there have been times when people have taken to living in the woods. And yeah, they fuck there too.
But the language barrier aside, if you don't realize that the National Forest that Xfire was talking about was not some sort of kiddie park with tame ******* running around, then you're probably completely in the dark about what forests and wildlife are like here. Come on over and I'll take you snipe hunting. Do you have quick reflexes? Good, cause to catch a wild snipe, a fellow has to have damn quick reflexes!
And I love you.
vodkazvictim
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Don't hike much, do ya, Assari? Myself and many others would LOVE to have sex in a forest.
Folks, let's forget the useless controversy and it is agreed that both the American and the Finnish forest are equally good and the only difference is that they are both unique.
Amen.
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Amen.
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Enjoy the foreboding forests
Good links, thanks.
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Alright, drop the how dangerous is your forest compared to others. What about what I said above?
Also, what the fuck does a topless woman shoveling snow in a meadow with a forest in the distant background have to do with this thread? Perhaps you really are that dumb. You would like to drop the discussion now because you have been made to look foolish.
Troll fail, I guess.
-Yes. I read what you wrote, but it was a question of how to survive if you do not have anything with you and there is a minus fifty degrees below zero.
-Photo was sort of pornographic, and in my view related to the topic.
-I am what I am.
Harley Spencer
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Jesus fucking dogshit, and we get accused of being ethnocentric and closed-minded by Europeans?!?
By the way, ass ari, you don't need to reply to my comment because I have no intention of checking for a reply. Also, quit attaching images so I don't have to keep coming in here to approve them. :crash:
Forests are not dangerous. You have to know how to manage the ******* in the forest, and how to control your climate. I've done plenty of winter camping in forests where the temperature gets dangerously low. Step one - build a four foot wall of snow with about a seven foot diameter. It will block the wind completely, if you do it right. Step two - build a fire in the best spot in that enclosure - snow is an excellent insulator, and if you bring in four or five armloads of loose wood, you'll keep yourself warm enough to ***** overnight, waking every so often to stoke the fire.
Don't eat snow. That makes you thirsty. Melt snow and ***** that, if you can, or eat ice chips to stay hydrated.
It's entirely possible to make an effective snare out of your shoe laces to trap rabbit or, if need be, squirrel. Cook over said fire.
Use all the daylight hours you can to move toward safety.
Also, not much forest porn is happening in -50 degree weather. People having sex in the forest are generally doing it during warm weather, daylight, and in parts of the forest where it isn't dangerous. Sorry, but this is an incredibly asinine thread. Do you think people are being dropped out of helicopters into the deepest, most dangerous parts of the forest to film porn? You're not that dumb, are you? And the forests where you are pose no greater threat than forests in most other countries. Finally, there are plenty of very safe forests in your country. Not every square centimetre of forest in your nation is full of deadly beasts.
After thought - try having sex sometime outdoors, in the sunlight. It's quite exhilarating.
I'm a little confused. Are you trying to imply something with that image?
StanScratch
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He is saying the same thing in that post that he says in literally every one of my posts, Harley...my penis is awesome, he wants to be with it.
His snow fort story...it was actually about my penis. I'm not sure what dirk's problem is, but it is rather disturbing.
