FleshLight?

[Max]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Ah, how similar to American Pie 2. :lame: Why did you have Liquid Plumber Gel on your nightstand?

ha ha busted :rofl2:

He probably has just finished watchin American Pie 2 and thought I know I haven't posted on freeones in a while ..... well you know the rest lmao :1orglaugh

 

[stek1983]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

are you being serious?
i mean, if this happened to me, the last thing I'd do was tell people on the internet

 

[Tgunz262]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Didn't see it... don't tell me I just made up something that's already been on FLIM...

Well yea. Jim has glue on his nightstand from fixing a lamp he broke and glues his hand to his dick. And later in the scene, glues the porno he was watching to his other hand.

 

[juballs]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

are you being serious?
i mean, if this happened to me, the last thing I'd do was tell people on the internet

ya i dont think i would have the balls to tell anyone.... no pun intended...

 

[Spanky's Anger]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Well yea. Jim has glue on his nightstand from fixing a lamp he broke and glues his hand to his dick. And later in the scene, glues the porno he was watching to his other hand.

Dude, while that sounds great, that's not where I got the idea from.

Anyway, thanks for the kind response.

 

[Mayhem]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Everyone who took this seriously needs to go somewhere where they can pay someone else $20 to kick them in the balls. Like the guy on "Road to Perdition" said, "Sometimes I despair for the species." :thefinger

 

[jod0565]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

This should be in the games section.

 

[4G63]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Funny... kinda. I give it a 72%

 

[foxycougar]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Everytime that I see a thread I know I shouldn't open and do anyway, I always regret it......I have to stop doing this to myself!

 

[jdb67]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

I am going with Foxy on this one....

Repeat after me: I am an idiot for opening this thread!!!....:crash:

 

[qweretyuiopas@]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

I only opened it because I thought the title made it sound like another thread for tunstys next poll, along with the munchies after wanking thread

 

[member2686]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

Where are my boots?!?! The bullshit is getting deep again.

At least it wasn't Ninja Gel. :1orglaugh

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are you being serious?
i mean, if this happened to me, the last thing I'd do was tell people on the internet

 

[tunsty]

Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O

You need this thread, Spanky..
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[whitels1pontiac]

The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

hey guys has any one of you tried the fleshlight yet..i see that it comes in 3 different forms (pussy),(ass),and (mouth)..i was thinking about purchasing one of these for my nanner:nanner: !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big P13]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

I remember seeing a thread about this before, and there were quite a few people that had good info on it I believe. Try a thread search in this forum.

 

[member2686]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

There are two links at the bottom of this page about the "FleshLight." :nanner: :thumbsup: Enjoy! lol

 

[Roald]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

I got one, not too bad actually. Great quality but I still prefer the real deal ofcourse

 

[SeraphiM]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

I would be scared that once the power went out my wife would come out of the closet with the damned thing, asking why the damned flashlight doesn't work?

 

[AndyHunter]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

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Well I'd buy one if the chick comes round to show me how to use it!

 

[member2686]

Re: The Fleshlight!!!!!!!!!

Either Jana is a tiny woman or those Fleshlight things are a LOT bigger than I thought they were. :eek: They seem almost too big to get your hand around them (for, errr, "proper" use). :rubbel:

I like at the end of the clip where she unscrews the bottom cover (the jizz catcher) and shows us how to clean it. lmao