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Re: ????"Fleshlights"????
I dunno. How much do they cost? Including shipping and handling? That seems to be a new rip off these days. Charge little for a small product; and then hit the customer with a whopping shipping and handling bill out of all proportion to the actual cost. Or add a administration fee - which is probably a total rip off.
I dunno. How much do they cost? Including shipping and handling? That seems to be a new rip off these days. Charge little for a small product; and then hit the customer with a whopping shipping and handling bill out of all proportion to the actual cost. Or add a administration fee - which is probably a total rip off.
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Re: ????"Fleshlights"????
Time for a few threads to be merged....lol
:1orglaugh :rofl:
Time for a few threads to be merged....lol
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have one and i know everyone on here going to say a ton a neg shit about me... but F it . i do have a girl and we have a greta sexlife.. be4 i had one i use to say the samething most of u r saying ( im not payin 4 something like that) but then i got it and have to tell u all i would have paid 10 times as much for it .... YES ITS THAT GOOD
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Ohh what a loser....just kidding:rofl: One of the main things on this board is, to each their own. I personally don't see any problem with you or any other male having one. If you receive pleasure from it, then its sounds well worth it:thumbsup:JennaJfan said:
I actually once thought about buying one just for the hell of it, and then I thought about the cleaning process involved and since then I've had no such thoughts about buying one again.
I've heard that it is supposed to be the best fake vagina but you will never know until you tried it i suppose
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=1001&aff=70398
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=1001&aff=70398
Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O
Well, that's it for me... I never thought it would come to this, but it did. Ok, here's what happened...
I recently got some new gel for my Fleshlight, and it's supposed to make your d!ck feel warm/hot after a while, with a kind of numbing sensation, similar to how your mouth feels after chewing gum with cinnimon, mint, etc. So, after doing a bunch of shopping yesterday, I was tired, and wanted to try out the new lube with my beloved Fleshlight. That's when the lights went out.
Big deal I thought, so I got into some boxers, stumbled around a bit, jumped into bed, and broke out the Fleshlight. Groping in the dark, I grabbed the new lube and applied it to the Fleshlight. I noticed it had a strong smell to it, and looking back, I should have noticed the oddly large bottle, but being dark and distracted, I gave it no thought.
So, I "start in" with the Fleshlight, and immediately notice that this gel is indeed hot. As a matter of fact, it's almost painful, but I kept the pump action going, and soon the numbness came in, and I was able to really kick it in to high gear. After what seemed about 3 mins, my d!ck was so numb, I really couldn't feel anything, but kept going nonetheless.
Still in the dark, I began to realize something was wrong... the action was too easy, like I had stretched the Fleshlight... just then, the lights came back on, and I realized my crotch was covered in blood. Upon examining the Fleshlight in my state of shock and suprise, I noticed with horror that it was "melting" right before my very eyes! I look down at my d!ck, and sure enough, it's simply GONE!!!
In a state of horror, shock, panic and an approaching burning feeling, I look around helplessly in unbelieving terror. There, on the night-stand, was the gel I had poured into the Fleshlight and greased my member with...
to my horror, the label read "Liquid Plumber Gel -- Extra Strength".
I'm ruined, absolutely and utterly ruined.
I'm gonna sue the city for the brief power outage, hopefully in a discrete manner.
I need consolation... and bring some ice cubes... mine have all melted.
Sincerely,
D!ckless
Well, that's it for me... I never thought it would come to this, but it did. Ok, here's what happened...
I recently got some new gel for my Fleshlight, and it's supposed to make your d!ck feel warm/hot after a while, with a kind of numbing sensation, similar to how your mouth feels after chewing gum with cinnimon, mint, etc. So, after doing a bunch of shopping yesterday, I was tired, and wanted to try out the new lube with my beloved Fleshlight. That's when the lights went out.
Big deal I thought, so I got into some boxers, stumbled around a bit, jumped into bed, and broke out the Fleshlight. Groping in the dark, I grabbed the new lube and applied it to the Fleshlight. I noticed it had a strong smell to it, and looking back, I should have noticed the oddly large bottle, but being dark and distracted, I gave it no thought.
So, I "start in" with the Fleshlight, and immediately notice that this gel is indeed hot. As a matter of fact, it's almost painful, but I kept the pump action going, and soon the numbness came in, and I was able to really kick it in to high gear. After what seemed about 3 mins, my d!ck was so numb, I really couldn't feel anything, but kept going nonetheless.
Still in the dark, I began to realize something was wrong... the action was too easy, like I had stretched the Fleshlight... just then, the lights came back on, and I realized my crotch was covered in blood. Upon examining the Fleshlight in my state of shock and suprise, I noticed with horror that it was "melting" right before my very eyes! I look down at my d!ck, and sure enough, it's simply GONE!!!
In a state of horror, shock, panic and an approaching burning feeling, I look around helplessly in unbelieving terror. There, on the night-stand, was the gel I had poured into the Fleshlight and greased my member with...
to my horror, the label read "Liquid Plumber Gel -- Extra Strength".
I'm ruined, absolutely and utterly ruined.
I'm gonna sue the city for the brief power outage, hopefully in a discrete manner.
I need consolation... and bring some ice cubes... mine have all melted.
Sincerely,
D!ckless
Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O
Thats an odd story...i feel sorry for you man my only question is what was a bottle of liquid plumber gel.....extra strength.... doing on your nightstand?....
Thats an odd story...i feel sorry for you man my only question is what was a bottle of liquid plumber gel.....extra strength.... doing on your nightstand?....
Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O
Didn't see it... don't tell me I just made up something that's already been on FLIM...Tgunz262 said:Ah, how similar to American Pie 2. :lame: Why did you have Liquid Plumber Gel on your nightstand?
Re: Thanks to a brief power outage, I no longer have a d!ck, OR a Fleshlight...:O
Are you saying your d!ick is gone like you dont have one anymore?...at all...you dont have the twig your just left with the berries?....
Spanky's Anger said:Still in the dark, I began to realize something was wrong... the action was too easy, like I had stretched the Fleshlight... just then, the lights came back on, and I realized my crotch was covered in blood. Upon examining the Fleshlight in my state of shock and suprise, I noticed with horror that it was "melting" right before my very eyes! I look down at my d!ck, and sure enough, it's simply GONE!!!
Sincerely,
D!ckless
Are you saying your d!ick is gone like you dont have one anymore?...at all...you dont have the twig your just left with the berries?....
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