Five 'jealous' wives rape Nigerian man to death

[gunslingingbird]

In an extraordinary case of jealousy, a Nigerian man - husband of six - was allegedly raped to death by his five spouses as he was paying too much attention to his sixth wife in east-central Benue state.

Uroko Onoja, a wealthy businessman, was having sex with his youngest wife when the other five women attacked him with knives and sticks, demanding that he have sex with all of them at once.

:wtf:

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[Mayhem]

Yeah, that happened to me once. It was a long night.

 

[STDiva]

I couldn't imagine a better way to go.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I couldn't imagine a better way to go.

^ This.
*cough*
I mean
"TRUE SAY BLOOD!"

 

[xfire]

Uroko Onoja, a wealthy businessman, was having sex with his youngest wife when the other five women attacked him with knives and sticks, demanding that he have sex with all of them at once.

:wtf:

Dude cracked under pressure. He should have just told them all to get naked.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I find it a little strange that in some countries, a "wealthy business man" lives in a place that has a "village leader". Just sounds...odd.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I find it a little strange that in some countries, a "wealthy business man" lives in a place that has a "village leader". Just sounds...odd.

He could have made a fortune selling spears and shields, and used the corn kernels that he made selling them to build the biggest hut in the village.

 

[PirateKing]

Monogamy can save your life.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Monogamy can save your life.

You can also make great furniture with it.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You can also make great furniture with it.

Very droll.

 

[PlumpRump]

Best... death... ever.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I was once attacked by five jealous women who all demanded that I poop on each of them. Fortunately, I had eaten Taco Bell earlier that day.

 

[Kingfisher]

Bitches be crazy.

 

[StanScratch]

I had five women attack me several times and demand I not have sex with them. It works, every time.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

I was once attacked by five jealous women who all demanded that I poop on each of them. Fortunately, I had eaten Taco Bell earlier that day.

Squally would have been totally fucked in this situation

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Of course, one guy gets killed by too much sex while I can't even get a birthday blowjob to save my life. By the way, did I mention my name was Jsmoothpa?

 

[mah1407]

I agree with the wtf part.

 

[lurkingdirk]

By the way, did I mention my name was Jsmoothpa?

I knew it.