First Name Stereotypes

[PrimeGuy]

a russian bad guy.

Brian.

 

[member2013]

frat boy, overconfident, generic, football asshole, immature

next: tyrone

 

[jjhunter]

macho, muscular, shaven head/flat haircut.

jeremy

 

[gavinporter]

Bit of a dork, shy, boring, like wool products probably drive a Volvo lives with mother.

Next: Christopher/ Topher

 

[tubuler]

Super skinny, drives a big ugly 1970s station wagon, dates a semi attractive red-head that outweighs him by 50 pounds.

Next: Ben

 

[BlueBalls]

Religious fanatic, glasses, spotty always reading and never talks to anyone.

Next John:

 

[tubuler]

A spoiled only child with a twisted sense of entitlement, an over inflated ego and a bad case of low self-esteem that he attempts to hide by being falsely arrogant. Still a virgin well into his twenties.

Next: Tristan

 

[sagomakolyma]

a russian bad guy.

Brian.

SERGEI KOZLOV

 

[plucap]

A spoiled only child with a twisted sense of entitlement, an over inflated ego and a bad case of low self-esteem that he attempts to hide by being falsely arrogant. Still a virgin well into his twenties.

Next: Tristan

Blonde backslick, wears expensive Italian brands and likes melodic electronic music. Not really a bad person or rude to anyone, but just so damn uninterested in everything and would never grief a break-up. Even though he's always been pretty rich, he never brags about it nor does he act snobbish. Decadent though. Has some sort of connection to Europe.

Next: Alexander

 

[member2013]

Computer 'nerd,' condescending, trite George Carlin fan, rather generic looking, a little odd, nike shoes, plays hockey

Next: Roseo

 

[STOOP]

Roseo ?
a guy or girl?

 

[ian1guy]

roseo-mexican drug addict

Ian

 

[member2013]

drummer, pretty boy, a little metrosexual, can be called 'cute' by women, wears some rather retro clothing, sort of a 'dude' type,' gets in trouble sometimes, wild, a lot of girlfriends, hangs around with a lot of people, goofy, fun

Next: Stephanie

 

[Lorga]

boutique manager


Next: Mikki

 

[WoodedWisdom]

Next: Mikki[/QUOTE]

Finnish serial mastrurbator who refuses to pay full price for anything.

Next: Tanner

 

[TunnelOfLove]

Finnish politican from 20's, who's first name is Väinö.

Next: Rufus

 

[member2013]

Finnish politican from 20's, who's first name is Väinö.

Next: Rufus

Misogynist, handle bar mustache, Paul Von Hindenberg lookalike, former military, heavy beer drinker, beats son, sits in a big recliner chair while at home

Next:

Lorraine

 

[WoodedWisdom]

Obsessive Compulsive, twice married, mid-50's wanna be MILF (too ugly to get a young guy to nail her), takes facials but only since she read in a magazine article that jizz is loaded with protein (also the reason she'd rather swallow).

Amanda

 

[member2013]

kind of girl next door, natural blonde, wears overalls w/ a tyde dye shirt, babysits, very 'cute,' has a wicked step mother

Next:

Tyler

 

[ooginator]

goofy person with glasses and braces and carries a calculator

next : Sean