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Those people loook just like the Estonians. :dunno:
Jaana, which one of your parents is a Finnish?
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Those people loook just like the Estonians. :dunno:
Jaana, which one of your parents is a Finnish?
so what's the difference between swedes, norwege's, fin's dan's and the dutch? nothing, just different territory of living, lol.
i know, just kidding.
but they have a thing in common, all were vikings and all practised gang bangs then.
When we're all finally rounded up and herded onto the Ark two by two, I'm going to make sure you pair go in together. This is one bloodline we need to keep pure, and avoid interbreeding.
Sweden and Denmark
Tru, but I think Norway when talking about Vikings.
The Swedes are so calm and peace loving that it is hard to believe that they were once cruel robbers.
Also the Danes are nice people.
So you like blondes.
yes, including position too.
yes, i like that.
so since we have a thread about Finalnd here's an anthem i dedicated to ya.
everybody stand up now!
Oh Finland!
Oh Finland!
Land of finish,
didn't know where started,
but i know where i end,
Oh Finland!
Land of fish,
I don't like to eat it,
but my dog is gonna finish!
Oh Finalnd!
Where police have electric wheelchairs,
and no cars,
and no one compares!
Oh Finalnd!
Land of Santa Claus,
Coca-Cola made him red,
he was green instead!
Oh Finland!
Land of american muscle cars!
and crazy friendly people!
you got the Bam Marger's friends (the dudesons)
all retarded equal!
Oh Finland!
Don't know if it's land
or drowning from lakes, good luck guys,
I'm far away!
hope you loved it
so since we have a thread about Finalnd here's an anthem i dedicated to ya.
everybody stand up now!
Oh Finland!
Oh Finland!
Land of finish,
didn't know where started,
but i know where i end,
Oh Finland!
Land of fish,
I don't like to eat it,
but my dog is gonna finish!
Oh Finalnd!
Where police have electric wheelchairs,
and no cars,
and no one compares!
Oh Finalnd!
Land of Santa Claus,
Coca-Cola made him red,
he was green instead!
Oh Finland!
Land of american muscle cars!
and crazy friendly people!
you got the Bam Marger's friends (the dudesons)
all retarded equal!
Oh Finland!
Don't know if it's land
or drowning from lakes, good luck guys,
I'm far away!
hope you loved it
just kidding, don't get mad or wrong.
i still like Finland and always will, just kidding about few things i know about Finland.Fin's are king's of rally races and few F1. you guys are great behind the wheel.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
-Exactly one half of Finland's population may be categorized as retarded.
-People moving to Finland must get infected with Hepatitis or AIDS or both.
-Upon reaching adolescence, Finnish men must have their penises shortened and
a set of stink glands surgically implanted.
-If a Finnish man has not committed a felony by age 21 he is required to become
a gay escort.
-Pickled herring is a separate food group in Finland.
-Citizens in Finland unsuccessfully tried to start a charitable organization called "The Salvation Coast Guard"
-In Finland there are only three numbers - one, two and plenty.
-More Finns choke to death on bathmats than die in auto accidents.
- From 1931 to 1932 Finland had a dog for Prime Minister due to a clerical error.
-The most common liquid confiscated by Finnish airport security is honey mustard.
-People moving to Finland must get infected with Hepatitis or AIDS or both.
-Upon reaching adolescence, Finnish men must have their penises shortened and
a set of stink glands surgically implanted.
-If a Finnish man has not committed a felony by age 21 he is required to become
a gay escort.
-Pickled herring is a separate food group in Finland.
-Citizens in Finland unsuccessfully tried to start a charitable organization called "The Salvation Coast Guard"
-In Finland there are only three numbers - one, two and plenty.
-More Finns choke to death on bathmats than die in auto accidents.
- From 1931 to 1932 Finland had a dog for Prime Minister due to a clerical error.
-The most common liquid confiscated by Finnish airport security is honey mustard.
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