Finish the Sentence

[pussyman69]

...the wife a new iron!!

Cumming in through the backdoor i....

 

[holdol]

tripped on the dog, which made her yelp, which awoke my wife, which landed me in a ****-load of trouble

If I had a hammer, I'd

 

[drdeath67]

....be a hammerin' me some nails!

But if I had a nailgun....

 

[jod0565]

...I'd be gunning down some nails!

Ugly feet should not be allowed to be seen. How can I make sure this happens? When I write my congressman about it, he writes back telling me to...

 

[Montrealman]

....buy all the socks in the world and donate them to the HUFFFS Foundation
"Hide Ugly Feet For F@#k's Sake".

So I ....

 

[jod0565]

...went to the dollar store and they were sold out. I then proceeded to ...

 

[Montrealman]

...go into a town, make trouble and then go all Rambo on 'em but I then realized it was done in First *****.

Then...

 

[jod0565]

...I ran into the woods naked, with only my ***** with the compass on it.
I began to feel hungry, so I...

 

[Montrealman]

...stopped at Burger King, drive-thru.

On my 10 speed bike, I felt funny because ...

 

[jod0565]

...there was no seat.

Roasting your nuts on an open fire is...

 

[Montrealman]

....underated.

You should...

 

[jod0565]

,,,always know when to hold 'em.

Just in time for Christmas, I bought...

 

[HeartBroker]

passage on a steamer bound for the new world...

Sadly I had forgotten my...

 

[nothingandless]

...passport and am being detained for an unknown amount of time at the port.

nothing beats ham on...

 

[HeartBroker]

yer cock !!

Said the sad man in the...

 

[nothingandless]

line at the deli.

i would have brught a ***, but...

 

[HeartBroker]

it was a pop-***.

Loitering at the 7-11 I found...

 

[member006]

a lottery ticket worth $100.00.

Treat yourself to a ......

 

[HeartBroker]

100 dollar thing !!


Then I must return or I will...

 

[member006]

turn into a frog.

Just ******* time, watching TV posting and .....