Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...sale my grandma on E-bay!

Leave to the feds to ruin....

 

[HeartBroker]

every chance an honest man can find !!

We were ok after all of the...

 

[nothingandless]

...the **** was gone, but only because we had...

 

[member006]

a slow leak in the keg.

I guess the honeymoons over he.....

 

[drdeath67]

...is out on a date with her ******!

Swimming across a sea of cheese is....

 

[pussypoppa]

quite a smelly mission, especially if...

 

[jod0565]

...you are rained on by jalapenos.

Lighting flatulence is like...

 

[Montrealman]

...so '87.

In the Still of the Night I hear the wolf howl, honey ...

 

[jod0565]

...I'm going to eat you.

When you make an appointment with Dr. Death, you are...

 

[Montrealman]

..In the shadow of night in the full moon rise telling you what's in store.

Then...

 

[jod0565]

...you become his personal lab rat and will do his bidding.

Once inside Dr. Death's lab, you...

 

[drdeath67]

...will see he actually makes Hitler look like a pussy!

But seriously, I rode a unicorn last week and...

 

[jod0565]

...decided to see if his corn could pierce a euni.

Freeones is where we all...

 

[drdeath67]

...the cool pervs hang out!

I know this because...

 

[jod0565]

...I hang only with pervs.

Yesterday, I was trying to...

 

[drdeath67]

...to pry my fingernail up enough to place a firecracker under it when....

 

[jod0565]

...my ****** said I had a brown stain on my Freeones thong, which I wear everywhere.

Freeballing is when...

 

[nothingandless]

...you're allowed to bowl for free!

i **** miniature golf because...

 

[pussyman69]

...i never get a hole in one.

Upon visiting my local ''knock shop''....

 

[jod0565]

...they never answered the door.

Feeling happy for a second, I bought...