Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

i forgot where I put my keys

Guess I'm now in the...

 

[D-rock]

...doghouse because my dog swallowed them.

It's Saturday night and the moon is out...

 

[drdeath67]

...drinkin' with the boys!

Looking for a job today I...

 

[Dro50]

ran into a bum whom then asked me...

 

[drdeath67]

...hey buddy, do these over sized, **** stained and ***** covered pants make my ass look big?

I just shook my head and said...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...no, but that purple shirt clashes terribly with those **** stains.

My advice is to...

 

[drdeath67]

...him was to try working out a bit!

Singing in the shower is...

 

[jod0565]

...fun with Mariah!

Just in time for Summer, I...

 

[Montrealman]

...bought my snow pants.

Yeah, those "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts are not the proper attire for ...

 

[jod0565]

...me. I mean, I bought one with the arrow pointed down! Damn swap meet clothes!

Yesterday, as I was swimming, I...

 

[D-rock]

...and I thought, maybe I should do this somewhere besides the bathtub.

Summer breeze makes me feel...

 

[drdeath67]

...all squishing inside!

Realizing i was feeling my insides I ....

 

[jod0565]

...decided to squeeze my main outside.

More than my share of...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...lovin' makes me grin all day!

I love Dr Death's morphing sig but...

 

[Montrealman]

....I still didn't get that t-shirt.

It seems I almost ...

 

[nothingandless]

..have enough money saved to buy a cheeseburger everytime i misplace my wallet.

don't yell at the goldfish, it just wants to..

 

[D-rock]

...crap inside its bowl.

Love has been a little bit...

 

[drdeath67]

...like a circus midget with a yeast infection and an attitude to me for a while until I....

 

[nothingandless]

...realized its better to just smile, nod, and say, "mm-hmm."

don't touch that dial, we're bringing you...

 

[D-rock]

...a remote to change the channel, it's easier.

No time for losers because we...