Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

...place in town that was AWESOME at Christmas time!
But during Halloween it is.....

 

[nothingandless]

...a creepy place, indeed.
the houses are all gray, picket fences stretch from yard to yard over yellow grass, and a horseman rides...

 

[drdeath67]

...a four-wheeler screamin', "YEE HAW I'm as ***** as my ****** was the night me and her got married!"
And wouldn't you know it...

 

[nothingandless]

...they had a *** with eight arms and six eyes.
it's the ****** of the killer...

 

[drdeath67]

...inbred redneck! Quick throw a female relative at him...that will slow him down until....

 

[nothingandless]

...he runs into his ******.
i **** being stereotyped, that's why i go with...

 

[drdeath67]

...anyone who will give me the time of day...I'm easy! LOL

BUT...not NEAR as easy as.....

 

[nothingandless]

...the last girl that turned me down.
she plays hard to get, but in reality...

 

[drdeath67]

...she was only in my mind and I lost it a long time ago!

What was I talking about....oh yeah....

 

[nothingandless]

...the other day my dog...

 

[drdeath67]

...was driving me to the store when I realized OH CRAP! You can't drive!
So he turned to me and....

 

[nothingandless]

...barked a lot while we smashed into a wall.
i've spend the better part of my life searching for...

 

[drdeath67]

...for the perfect pair of socks but haven't found them but....

 

[nothingandless]

...im sure if i ever find the sock gnome ill be able to raid his stash.
while at his hideout ill probably find a lot of pens and...

 

[drdeath67]

...pencils I lost over the years since EVRYONE knows that the sock gnome moonlights as the pen and pencil sprite on the weekends!

But where do all the....

 

[nothingandless]

...discarded last pieces of pizza end up?
i'll bet they get devoured by the ghost of...

 

[drdeath67]

...calzone or the pepperoni phantom, who is related to the quarter fairy that would yank a tooth outa your head and leave a quarter in it's place!

Hmmm....

 

[pussypoppa]

..i want to break free!!!!!

I want to break free from the....

 

[holdol]

hold the avy above suddenly has on me :eek: :1orglaugh

Our thoughts and prayers.........

 

[drdeath67]

...go to all that were lost in the tragic bombings in the UK one year ago!

Will we ever be rid of the....