Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

e-mail ?

"Fuck me ? Fuck you!" said Tony after ....

 

[drdeath67]

...the lil' boy gave him the finger! But then Tony was arrest for assaulting the lil' bugger!

So after he got outa jail he.....

 

[Montrealman]

...looked at a girl. She came up to him and said " What the FUCK do YOU want ?"

" you blow your *** with that mouth ?" Tony replied, but not before he ...

 

[drdeath67]

...slipped on a banana peel and landed on a firehidrant.....butthole first!

He screamed....

 

[Montrealman]

OH MY GOD !!!!

"I haven't ....

 

[drdeath67]

....ever seen HER before! Isn't that...

 

[Montrealman]

...who I thought it was ?

Oh yeah it was ....

 

[drdeath67]

...who I thought it was but I can't remember her name!
Do you know...

 

[Montrealman]

...who I'm talking about ?

You know, she had those...

 

[drdeath67]

...thingys done to her whatcha-ma-call-its!

Oh I know it's her! So what are you doing with that....

 

[D-rock]

...big spotting scope pointing at her house.

That wasn't an earthquake that was...

 

[TallCowboy]

...me falling out of bed


You need insurance for almost...

 

[drdeath67]

...every cell in your body....except for braincells...who needs them!?

OMFG look out for that....

 

[jod0565]

...low hanging titty!

Saggy breasts have a way of...

 

[TallCowboy]

...to fine me


Once you fine them saggy tits...

 

[drdeath67]

sagging....like a titty...that sags....low...yeah!

Would you let her....

 

[jod0565]

...drink your soup.

A loose thong on a fat woman means that...

 

[TallCowboy]

that Jod had his way with her


once you go fat...

 

[Montrealman]

..........................................latex.

Fools on the hill only mean ...

 

[nothingandless]

...well.
drunks at the bar only mean...