Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...alone...again...with my favorite...

 

[analfan]

...Taylor Rain movie.

9 out of 10 porn stars recommend...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...little Mouse.

What I really like is...

 

[jod0565]

...whatever I can get my hands on.

Mice are good for...

 

[analfan]

...anal sex movies.


If you put peanut butter on it...

 

[jod0565]

...it will be sticky.

Bread crumbs are good for...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...coating schnitzels but are lousy lubricants.

I love his "come hither" eyes and...

 

[drdeath67]

..."run for your life" breath!

Today is yesterdays tomorrow so what....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...is last Thursday?

Deep, meaningful conversations...

 

[nothingandless]

...are much like frank and open conversations, they get us nowhere.
we **** it when our friends become...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... too ****** friendly by half.

Today I intend to...

 

[drdeath67]

...rule the universe but only after a nice lunch!

If you were to remove your thumbs and...

 

[jod0565]

...and penis, you would have nothing to play with.

A turd in the hand is....

 

[drdeath67]

...not a very good way to make a first impression on a date!

Wearing ones underwear on the outside will...

 

[jod0565]

...get you lots of attention. It does for me!

Underwear worn on your head will....

 

[drdeath67]

will cause you to have a shitty hairdo! LOL

If you think about it long enough you can....

 

[poggy]

...get the babe nextdoor to topless sunbath.

While watching the game he....

 

[jod0565]

...starting wanking in the hair of the person in front of him, but did not stop...

 

[Wspiral]

......until the police showed up.
The funny thing about cops is.....

 

[jod0565]

...they like cream filled donuts.

The road to the Freeones is paved with...