Finish the Sentence

[ZoWhat]

trick question.....someone put you up to this right???

If I were a *****, my name would be......

 

[panasynce70uk]

..Mr Frederick J ***** the 3rd.


The monkey in my suitcase has just.................

 

[member006]

...escaped from FreeOnes after passing all the quizzes.

I haven't seen a monkey since............

 

[ZoWhat]

I read Curious George to my nephew.

My favorite thing in life is....

 

[flim_flam]

...throwing hand grenades into police stations.

The only way to make someone really happy is to...

 

[ZoWhat]

give them something free.

On my deathbed, my last words will be........

 

[panasynce70uk]

.....did you mean the blue wire ?


Oh dear i forgot to ........

 

[member006]

....check remember me when I logged in.

I really think that its time for...........

 

[slowhand]

A long ***.




Don't take all the..................

 

[member006]

....credit, I had a hand in it too.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to.....

 

[slowhand]

Get out of bed.




I felt something clawing on me and...............

 

[ZoWhat]

realized it was the tag on my t-shirt. What a moron I am sometimes.

I like to talk to myself when I am driving in traffic, yesterday I said......

 

[slowhand]

What the hell is wrong with all these crazy drivers today.




I made my self a.....................

 

[ZoWhat]

ham sandwich....but I had no ham.

I one thing I **** most about the Christmas season is....

 

[holdol]

the commercialism and loss of the true meaning of the holiday.

One thing I love about the Christmas season is....

 

[ZoWhat]

ogling all the chicks at the mall.

I wish I had more money too......

 

[slowhand]

Spend at Christmas time.



keep in mind what.....................

 

[ZoWhat]

you say today....might **** someone off tomorrow.

If I had a box of condoms, I would......

 

[-KING-]

...send them to Africa

All I want for christmas is....

 

[slikpulla152]

that mariah carey sig

The Patriots will lose to...