Finish the Sentence

[slowhand]

I'm going to lose control.



If I leave now I can..........

 

[ZoWhat]

make it in time for Hannah Montana.

After making love to my Tera Patrick blow up doll, I smelled an awful odor coming from........

 

[slowhand]

Her mouth and I had to clean it fast.


Its almost that time of year to..................

 

[panasynce70uk]

..clean the mess after santa cums down the chimney.


Don't look now but ....

 

[ZoWhat]

that candy bar really isn't candy.

I swear I have the worst gas, it smells like a ate a .......

 

[slowhand]

Rotten egg.



How can I work with.....................

 

[darkendruid]

pneumonia. Sadly, a true story.

When I want to try and up my post count, I.....

 

[saint]

get drunk, and go trolling at other sites and then post what i find


when i was a freeones newbie, I.....

 

[cartman24]

didn't post very often.

Tomorrow I plan to...

 

[ZoWhat]

buy a chainsaw and try it out on my neighbor.

Once when I was little, I .....

 

[L3ggy]

Rolled down the stairs(true story)

Once when i was on a....

 

[thorsif]

Motocycle i fell off breaking my arm

I went for a drive in my car this morning.....

 

[slowhand]

And happen to look over and seen a deer.


I went bar hopping and.....................

 

[ZoWhat]

got the clap from my Filipino girlfriend.


I really miss that asian cutie, she was really good at......

 

[flim_flam]

...making plaster of paris moulds of Heather Locklear's bust.




If I ever get my gun back from the shop, I'm going to...

 

[slowhand]

Take more care of it.



I walked down the road and seen...................

 

[ZoWhat]

the English book that I wish I had "saw" when I was in elementary school.

Oh those were the days.....I remember the time that I was in class and.....

 

[Apex]

...we all went to the lake.

Now is the time for all good men to...

 

[thorsif]

turn off their PC's and spend more time with the wife :1orglaugh

While with the wife.....

 

[flim_flam]

I decided I was tired of her nagging and went back to the PC.

Men are actually much better at...