I'm going to lose control. If I leave now I can..........
slowhand Closed Account Nov 13, 2007 #6,861 I'm going to lose control. If I leave now I can..........
ZoWhat Nov 14, 2007 #6,862 make it in time for Hannah Montana. After making love to my Tera Patrick blow up doll, I smelled an awful odor coming from........
make it in time for Hannah Montana. After making love to my Tera Patrick blow up doll, I smelled an awful odor coming from........
slowhand Closed Account Nov 28, 2007 #6,863 Her mouth and I had to clean it fast. Its almost that time of year to..................
P panasynce70uk Nov 28, 2007 #6,864 ..clean the mess after santa cums down the chimney. Don't look now but ....
ZoWhat Nov 30, 2007 #6,865 that candy bar really isn't candy. I swear I have the worst gas, it smells like a ate a .......
D darkendruid Nov 30, 2007 #6,867 pneumonia. Sadly, a true story. When I want to try and up my post count, I.....
saint Dec 1, 2007 #6,868 get drunk, and go trolling at other sites and then post what i find when i was a freeones newbie, I.....
get drunk, and go trolling at other sites and then post what i find when i was a freeones newbie, I.....
ZoWhat Dec 1, 2007 #6,870 buy a chainsaw and try it out on my neighbor. Once when I was little, I .....
L3ggy Special Operations FOX-HOUND Dec 1, 2007 #6,871 Rolled down the stairs(true story) Once when i was on a....
thorsif Dec 1, 2007 #6,872 Motocycle i fell off breaking my arm I went for a drive in my car this morning.....
slowhand Closed Account Dec 1, 2007 #6,873 And happen to look over and seen a deer. I went bar hopping and.....................
ZoWhat Dec 3, 2007 #6,874 got the clap from my Filipino girlfriend. I really miss that asian cutie, she was really good at......
got the clap from my Filipino girlfriend. I really miss that asian cutie, she was really good at......
flim_flam Dec 3, 2007 #6,875 ...making plaster of paris moulds of Heather Locklear's bust. If I ever get my gun back from the shop, I'm going to...
...making plaster of paris moulds of Heather Locklear's bust. If I ever get my gun back from the shop, I'm going to...
slowhand Closed Account Dec 3, 2007 #6,876 Take more care of it. I walked down the road and seen...................
ZoWhat Dec 3, 2007 #6,877 the English book that I wish I had "saw" when I was in elementary school. Oh those were the days.....I remember the time that I was in class and.....
the English book that I wish I had "saw" when I was in elementary school. Oh those were the days.....I remember the time that I was in class and.....
Apex Dec 3, 2007 #6,878 ...we all went to the lake. Now is the time for all good men to... Last edited: Dec 3, 2007
thorsif Dec 3, 2007 #6,879 turn off their PC's and spend more time with the wife :1orglaugh While with the wife.....
flim_flam Dec 4, 2007 #6,880 I decided I was tired of her nagging and went back to the PC. Men are actually much better at...