Finish the Sentence

[HeartBroker]

...Drew Carrey!

She said that she...

 

[member006]

...is always mistaken for him.

Tears never wash away....

 

[HeartBroker]

...the bug spots on my car, but maybe...

 

[mula0207]

...it can wash away my sadness.

I always say that the sun is better when...

 

[HeartBroker]

...it's shining!

I also believe that...

 

[member006]

...looking at the moon should be shared.

Could it be any clearer that.....

 

[D-rock]

...window looks pretty good.

Reunited and it feels so...

 

[member006]

.......good.

If ever you.......

 

[D-rock]

...go to the store make sure you close the windows.

How sweet it is to be...

 

[member006]

....be loved by you.

Like a snow ball rolling down..........

 

[D-rock]

...rolling down a mountain it's hard to stop.

So don't be afraid to let them show...

 

[McRocket]

their ID at the door so as to not get the club into trouble and thusly run the risk of losing that bouncers job that you fought so hard to get and had to even 'put out' for with the manager's 49 year-old VERY overweight AND smelly ex-wife who owns 50.1% of the bar that she obtained in the divorce settlement that has left said manager bitter and in a constantly bad mood.

If you must adopt that 4 legged, subservient, quadruped then the least you could do is...

 

[nothingandless]

...remove all the carpet in the house first.

cats and dogs are too...

 

[Philbert]

...much like most people I know; needy and smelly, and just can't wait for you to leave so they can eat your shoes!

I can't understand why I don't have more luck with women; is it cause my shoes...

 

[nothingandless]

...are always slimey with bite marks on 'em.

Or, is it not the shoes after all, but rather my...

 

[Philbert]

...attempts to get them to wear leather collars?


Hmmm...I have always liked chasing fast cars and pussy, maybe that ...

 

[nothingandless]

...would explain the tickets and bills.

with one million...

 

[member006]

...dollars I could feed cloth and house so many people It would make me burst at the seams.

Some days it doesn't pay to.....

 

[HeartBroker]

...do nothing.

If it did...

 

[member006]

.... I would be poor, not often do I have those days.

My dryer is making a noise, I .....