Finish the Sentence

[bodie54]

....I saw Jamie Lee Curtis...

 

[maildude]

...her tits were as fine as ever.

There were doctors playing with...

 

[slowhand]

My mind telling me a bunch of nonsense.


I hope today is..............

 

[member006]

A better one than yesterday, it sucked.

Will someone please rake my yard, I can't seem to find the.............

 

[slowhand]

Time to do it.


Its cold out this morning and................

 

[member006]

...it doesn't look like it will change anytime soon.

I really think the election is ............

 

[slowhand]

Full of crap.


take me somewhere I can................

 

[panasynce70uk]

..........wank without being disturbed.


Should I get a dog or ..................

 

[slowhand]

A snake as a pet.



Its time for me to..............

 

[member006]

...go eat lunch.

If the sky is blue and the grass green the air must be............

 

[slowhand]

Invisible to tell.



Grab a **** and.........

 

[member006]

...get fat.

The best ***** for everyone is ............

 

[slowhand]

a cup of coffee.



Its to cold this morning so...................

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I have nipples.

My pocket protector just...........

 

[member006]

..sprung a leak so there goes another Joe Boxer Pocket -T.

Did you ever............

 

[slowhand]

see a blue moon.



take a ***** and.....................

 

[Christmas_Ape]

pee.

I have a pocketful of prophylactics and my comrades.....

 

[slowhand]

I could have a ball.



Its hard to take...............

 

[member006]

......a shower when the phone keeps ringing.

If you don't soon start a savings account you ...........

 

[slowhand]

Can end up broke.



Rainy days are so.................