Finish the Sentence

[nothingandless]

...going to buy it a pinball machine.

snitches get...

 

[slowhand]

snitches get everything that comes to them.



If I were to tell...............

 

[mula0207]

....then i'd get what's coming to me.

If however, i didn't squeal...

 

[member006]

....the one who did the wrong makes the noise.

Leather boots are so sexy, they...........

 

[The Captain]

Make me wanna rip off all your cloths and screw your brains out!

One cold day in Montana..........

 

[bodie54]

....I survived the hellish conditions by sharing bodily warmth with Helen in Helena.

The Captain and Uncle Sam aren't just neighbors, they're also....

 

[The Captain]

Fellow searchers of hot sexy babes.

One hot sunny day at the Great Pyramid Of Giza...........

 

[bodie54]

....I watched amazed as archaeologists unearthed a veg-o-matic.

Digging even deeper, they....

 

[The Captain]

Uncovered a 4,500 year old fully automatic sex machine!

Next to the sex machine they..........

 

[bodie54]

....found an 8 track tape of James Brown's "Sex Machine". It was in the glove compartment of....

 

[The Captain]

The pharaoh's Royal Barge!

The barge was built from.........

 

[slowhand]

The barge was built from hard steel.



If I could win the Lottery I would............

 

[mula0207]

...buy happiness.

But everyone knows you can't buy...

 

[member006]

....happiness or health.

I can't seem to get.....

 

[slowhand]

I can't seem to get in the grove today.



If I only can...................

 

[member006]

...see the light.

I need to eat something soon....

 

[slowhand]

.....or im going to ********.



The nights or so....................

 

[bodie54]

.....long and lonely without my rubber ducky.

Mmmmm. Mozarella cheese. If it were societally acceptable, I'd....

 

[member006]

cut out a hole and *blush*

I think today has been two days long, its..........

 

[bigbadbrody]

going to make tomorrow seem like it will never even occur



I would like a foot-long, on whole-wheat bread, with tomatoes and onions...