Finish the Sentence

[TallCowboy]

....blamed it on the dog

But the dog gave Dr Death the look of....

 

[jod0565]

...a dog in heat.

Will the surgery be a success? Somethings we may never know. In recent news...

 

[poggy]

....there was no news.

So the news reporter did a.....

 

[drdeath67]

...ran around the news room bonking everyone on the head with an over sized cartoonish wooden mallet!

The moral of this story is....

 

[poggy]

...never let a naked man near a open flame!

When in a police cell never...

 

[Montrealman]

....let yourself get suckered by some big dude telling you to close your eyes and open your mouth.

Surprises can sometimes ....

 

[poggy]

...come in the prison showers.

When taking a drive, always remember to....

 

[SeraphiM]

drive fast because pedestrians are worth 50 points

When walking along side a dark road it's always best to...

 

[poggy]

...hide from DrDeath.

The FreeOnes member....

 

[mythex]

....start to realize that they have been freeones member for a long time when their post reach 1000.

the post does count the seniority but.......

 

[jod0565]

...the words in the post - the respect!

Can there ever be a be a nre form of...

 

[mythex]

....mariah carey pics?

speaking about actress you can Imagine how beautiful the actress is but if you thinking about the porn actress.....

 

[Montrealman]

...Mythex is the man to get you pix !

If they live on 123 Fake St., then...

 

[drdeath67]

...they can only be located in the state of Nonexistence!

Yellow plus blue equals...

 

[regmcfly]

... the swedish flag.

I think I'm feleing sick from eating that...

 

[Montrealman]

....Swedish Flag.

Three is the magic number...

 

[regmcfly]

... of times needed to say the phrase "swedish flag" to make all your wishes come true.

I was most embaressed when I caught....

 

[drdeath67]

...a large mouth bass in my shorts!

Someday, when I can find the time, I will...

 

[Montrealman]

....find myself doing a live cam show for all the sheep out there.

As the world turns....

 

[drdeath67]

...left at the traffic light, it realizes snakes don't have arms so that must be the reason the don't wear vests!

Tomorrow will be....