Finish the Sentence

[Pathogen]

...I feel like chicken tonight!

After waking up at the dentist, I realized that I had gotten breast implants and then I also noticed...

 

[HeartBroker]

...my penis was missing.

I said do you have my...

 

[minidog]

...hand upon my boobies?
Then looked down and saw......

 

[Vanilla Bear]

....a 20 inch long snake.
I asked myself.....

 

[Montrealman]

....Do I need another snake?

I asked if she wanted fries with that shake but she....

 

[member006]

...showed the hand.

Never underestimate the power of............

 

[HeartBroker]

...negative thinking, that's a popular book by...

 

[member006]

..Kodak, he was a wonderful writer.

I love it when people try to pull wool over.....

 

[HeartBroker]

...their arse!

It doesn't keep out the cold, and it...

 

[minidog]

........is snowing!!!

But hey its........

 

[HeartBroker]

...ok, snow up the arse is...

 

[minidog]

....****** cold.

But its better than......

 

[HeartBroker]

...a red hot poker!

You can always tell that...

 

[minidog]

.....by the way it GLOWS.

Stood here freezing my............

 

[LizziE]

nostrils off and not having a good time at it, either.

What I want to do is...

 

[minidog]

..........snuggle up.


Its Tuesday night and.......

 

[HeartBroker]

...new videos are released today!

I won't rent any though, I'm already...

 

[minidog]

......skint.

Three days to payday and....

 

[member006]

..my allowance doesn't go as far as it used to.

I need more coffee, its cold as a witches tit and I.....

 

[HeartBroker]

...am not a witches tit!

It would be nice to be on a beach in the south of...