Finish the Sentence

[Iamforever]

in doing old woman


you rule because...

 

[drdeath67]

...you are the only one there!

When I was but a wee lad I....

 

[Iamforever]

almost drowned in a pool of...

 

[drdeath67]

....chocolate pudding because I was wreastling...

 

[Iamforever]

torrie wilson, but my wife...

 

[pussyman69]

...got a bit pissed at me and screamed...

 

[jod0565]

...that I should not let Torrie get me in a head scissors any longer.

Long ago, I was walking in a forest and...

 

[bigbadbrody]

a tree fell, but I could not tell wich one it was, cause it did not make a sound.




One day I will be like all the others...

 

[member006]

and go to the Prom with my ******.

Milk and cookies are a ..........

 

[drdeath67]

...a wonderful snack...just like baloney and whipped cream!

If you listen really hard you can hear...

 

[D-rock]

the sound of the ocean in my head.

Tonight I celebrate my...

 

[coolbeers]

end of my celabacy.

she only moans when I...

 

[Montrealman]

....Pull the string.

She says she's....

 

[drdeath67]

...the boss of me, but I know better!

So I was doing what she told me to do which was...

 

[Montrealman]

....go back on the couch and relax as she said she would cook for me.

It was great as we were about to get into....

 

[drdeath67]

...human cannonball cannon made for two!

I hurt my....

 

[HeartBroker]

own feelings earlier!


I feel much better now that I...

 

[Montrealman]

....had a serious discussion with myself.

If there was ever a time for....

 

[HeartBroker]

...chewing aluminium foil, this would be it!


Standing alone on the street corner...

 

[D-rock]

...I decided to try and climb the light pole.

More human than a...