Finish the Sentence

[drdeath67]

..has to shave her legs....and her back...and her face...and...

 

[Montrealman]

...her man-hands.

They were right to....

 

[HeartBroker]

banish the crazy broad!

Why is it whenever I go to...

 

[Montrealman]

...the store I get itchy ?

She asked me what the difference....

 

[HeartBroker]

between truth and reality was, I did not know.


A very wise man once said...

 

[Montrealman]

....get out!

If things were...

 

[HeartBroker]

easier I'd have left by now.

Look out, it's a razor sharp...

 

[Montrealman]

...beach ball.

Sand in my...

 

[HeartBroker]

butt crack Sucks !!


Playing with my alligator the other day...

 

[Montrealman]

...it said it loved me.

Breakdancing without the danger apsect is like....

 

[HeartBroker]

skydiving with a parachute (Whimps!)


I always wear my plaid...

 

[Montrealman]

....when I wear my sunglasses indoors.

Trying to figure out who's who at the...

 

[HeartBroker]

door is difficult if you don't answer it.


The coldest place on earth could well be...

 

[dave_rhino]

...quite cold, but not very likely.

a rat spoke to me, he said "you...

 

[member006]

need to buy a kayak.

I will never care about other .....

 

[Montrealman]

...kayaks, just the one he told me to buy.

Last night I was with this amazing Lady, we ...

 

[FCCA]

...played cops and robbers.


she was determined to lock me up for...

 

[bigbadbrody]

I was exceptionally good looking

 

[bigbadbrody]

but i was missing a.....

 

[Montrealman]

....sentence.

If all were to be...