Finding used porn in the woods.

[BlkHawk]

My was disappointed with me when he found my stash of playboys when I was 13. He asked if I was paying the cover price, I replied yes, he told me to get a subscription it's cheaper.

 

[Harpsman]

Discovering porn was an amazing journey :bounce::1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

When I was a *** I rolled the house of the neighborhood chicken hawk and he had tons o' porno. No way in heck he could call the cops so the place got tossed real good. Milk crates full of putrid filth.

So you were kind of a creepy ***, weren't ya?

My was disappointed with me when he found my stash of playboys when I was 13. He asked if I was paying the cover price, I replied yes, he told me to get a subscription it's cheaper.

Your what? Can we play MadLibs to guess?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

So you were kind of a creepy ***, weren't ya?

Thanks for noticing.

My *** being a cop meant I couldn't get arrested in this town. If rules don't apply then there ain't any.

 

[Lonilover]

i lived near the woods when i was around 10-14.. found porn sometimes.. probarly someone jerking off and leaving their porn there for the next time..

 

[hYdl1d3]

Finding used porn DVD's in the woods would be something, magazines, heh crazy **** and hunters passing time I'd guess with the random dude you should never meet anywhere, particularly the woods but that's just a hunch.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Maybe porn is of dead people and their bodies are buried just few feet away in shallow grave.

 

[Namenlos]

**** hiding a stash seems to be the most likely explanation for how all those porn mags wound up in the woods. Could also be a guy who didn't want his wife finding his stash, but **** seem more likely. Did they do their porn perusing in the woods, or look at them somewhere else and just use the woods as a stash spot? It's possible that they'd peruse in the head (what we Sailors call the restroom) at school, and then look for a convenient place to hide the stash on the way home. As for their use, if they were found out in the woods, I'd also be concerned with how heavily they are (were?) weathered. As long as there is no heavy wear from weathering, the pages are relatively clean, and none are stuck together, such a find could actually be a decent score.

On a somewhat related note, I did quality-assurance at the Gallo winery a few years back. A truck came up to my platform, and it was obvious that something flat, round, and reflective was in one of the bins. The boss looked at me and said, "CD, DVD, or porno?" I said, "That's a fuckin' porno." He grabbed a pole and fished it out. Sure enough, it was a porno. I don't remember what, exactly, it was...but now that I think about it, how and why did it wind up amongst a bunch of staked grapes?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Still one of my favorite threads.